From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar.3)
MR.Bayo Adeoni
Union Bank Plc of Nigeria
Email:ba_oni@latinmail.com
Lagos Nigeria
Dear Sir,
I
am Mr. Bayo Adeoni, Bank Manager of Union Bank Plc of Nigeria. I
have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.On June
6, 1999, an American Mining Consultant/Contractor with the South African
Mining Corporation, Mr. Ken Power made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for
twelve(12)calendar months,valued at US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million Dollars)
in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the South African
Mining Corporation that Mr. Ken Power died from an automobile accident. On
further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL and
all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.
I
therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Ken Power
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including
his Bank Deposit paper work in my Bank. This sum of US$20,000,000.00
is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with
the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come
forward to claim it. According to our Banking Law, at the expiration
of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of our Government
if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Consequently,
my proposal is that I would like you to stand in as the next of kin to
Mr. Ken Power so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not get
into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I
will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that
the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which
will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of
an Accredited Attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to
obtain the necessary documents and letter of Probate/Administration in
your favour for the transfer. A bank Account in any part of the world
which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money
to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into
your Account for us to share in the ration of 60% for me and 40%
for you.
There
is no risk at all as the paper work for this transaction will be done by
the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful
execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply
immediately via Email address.Upon your response, I shall then provide
you with more details and relevant documentsthat will help you understand
the transaction.
Please observe utmost
confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share
in your country.Awaiting your urgent reply through Email
Best regard,
Mr.Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 11)
Dear Mr. Bayo Adeoni,
My name is Brad Mullet and I just received your email. I was on vacation in Arkansas. I am very interested in your proposal. Please send me an email with more details.
Thanks
Bruce Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 12)
Mr.Bayo Adeoni
Tel:234-8033-486079
Union Bank Plc
Lagos Nigeria
Dear Bruce Mullet,
Once
again, many thanks for your positive response to my letter sent To you
and sorry for the delay in geting intouch with you late, i got your address
from the international business directory. Please, be reassured that
this transaction is risk free, as my position guarantees the successful
implementation of this fund transfer transaction. It is interesting to
notify you once again that I would like you to stand in as the next of
kin to Engineer Ken Power, since he died without a will on this deposited
sum of $20.000, 000 (twenty million, United States dollars) in my branch
.
The
reason for this bold move is that I don’t want the fruits of Engineer
Ken Power labour to fall into corrupt government officials and secondly
because of my interest to invest my share in your country . I will
like you to be reliable and maintain absolute confidentiality and provide
me with a safe account where this fund can be tranfer into and to facilitate
the transfer of this fund as the beneficiary and next of kin of Engineer
Ken Power.
I
have agreed to compensate you with 40% of this amount, as your own share
for assistance and co-operation, while my 60% share will be Invested in
your country. The time frame for this transaction is 7-10 working days.
To get started, do transcribe this attached letter of claim with your Banking
particulars to enable the attorney process the letter of probate/administration
in the justice ministry in your favour for the transfer. This fund
will be transfer through the UNION BANK PLC of NIGERIA, for clearance procedure,
before bank-to-bank activities will commence with your bank.
I
will like you to endeavour to call me everyday to enable me update you
with activities report of the transaction.I look forward to normal business
relationship with you.
Best Regards,
MR.Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 12)
Dear
Bayo,
Count
me in. Do you realize how many years it would take me working my
current job (custodial arts at an adult theater) to make 40% of 20 mil? It’s
um, it’s a lot. I have a couple of questions if you don’t
mind:
1.
You said you want to invest in my county. What type of investments
are you looking to get into? Long term, short term, or hand job?
2.
If Ken Power is dead, how will we get them to release the money to us.
Please
let me know the answers to these questions and what to do next. I
use the phone at work and they monitor our calls but my email access is
private. So please don’t try to call. I think it is best
that none of my co-workers find out about this. I’m sure you
can get the number of the adult theater from that directory of yours but
they listen and tape all incoming and outgoing calls. Let’s
be safe.
Thanks
Bruce
Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 13)
Dear Mullet,
Thanks
for your mail and regards the question you asked me i in tend to invest
in your country going into real estate but is you that will put me through
the nice one i will do when the money get to your account.
Dot't
worry about geting the money out from my bank all i need from you is to
provide an account where this money will be transfer into and i want you
to fill the application form i sent to you so that i can submit it on your
behalf here in my country so that we will be able to secure approval of
the fund,like i most make you understand that i am going to spend money
to secure this approval in the different ministry,and i don want it to
be invain,because i will need your assistance in the lawyer aspect that
is going to sign on your behalf here before the money will leave to your
account so if you are willing to carry on with this transaction send me
your banking details or fill the application from and send back to me.
please i will like
you to deal with me with this new email adderss ba_oni775@yahoo.com for
security reason,i hope to hear from you soonest.
Best Regards.
Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 13)
Dear
Adeoni,
Oh,
OK Dokey. You want to invest in my country. I thought you said “County.” I
was going to suggest the local Piggly Wigly or Fred Sanford’s Junk
Yard (lots of people go there to buy car parts). Being that you have
opened it up to the whole country, there is a lot of places you can invest
it. Places like Enron or Worldcom. I will do some research
for you.
I
also have a lawyer. His name is Ron Jeremy. He is 6/9 of the
law firm “North, Jeremy, & Siffridi” out of Oklahoma City. He
always helps me with my legal stuff.
Here
is my bank account for the transfer:
First
National Bank of Midwest City
Account
#9458761-666U1
Routing
#537291821
Let
me know shat to do next. I didn’t see an application form so
I hope that will do. I have included some photos of my family. I
thought you might be curious. One is of me and my two sons (Roscoe & Jessie)
and one of my deceased with, Tami (God rest her soul). Tami died
when the boys were babies. Do you have any photos of your family? I
would like to see them. It makes me comfortable when I am doing business
with a family man.
Finally,
would it be possible for me to get my cut of the money in cash? I
gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that,
you know, it could bump me into a higher tax bracket. Let me know.
Thanks
Bruce
Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 14)
Dear Mullet,
what do you mean by
Dokey? Regarding the investment don,t worry about that as soon as
the money get's to your account you will tell me what to do The picture
you sent to did not arpear ,that your family picture but tami own arpeared (may
her soul rest in peace in the hand of the lord) please resend it and also
going to send you my too. I will go ahead and file in the application
on your here in Nigeria today and hopefuly the approval of the fund
will be out by monday and i will sent you all the approvals by the same
day too. Regards to the lawyer own we have to use a lawyer
in Nigeria that works with my bank ,but if that time comes i will let you
know about that,i hope to hear from you soonest.
Best Regards
Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 14)
Dear
Bayo,
Thank
you for your kind email. I’m sorry you couldn’t open
the photo of me and my boys. I will send it again. I’m
glad you could open the one of Tami. I know Tami is doing well and
has made an excellent addition to heaven. It is very difficult for
me still, but as every day that goes by, I get stronger. We also
learned a valuable lesson: Never stick a spork in a toaster, no matter
how bad you want that pop-tart. Messing with electricity is no joke. The
only real positive that has come out of this is that it has made me and
the boys stronger. We spend a lot of time together at WWF matches,
NASCAR races, monster truck rallies, and rodeos. I haven’t
dated another woman since Tami. I am afraid of what the boys might
think. Part of me says they will accept a new woman but the
other part thinks they will think I am just trying to replace their mom. Then
the new lady will think that I think what the boys think is more important
than what’s on her mind. But I’m not thinking that’s
what they are thinking. What do you think?
Anyways,
keep me posted on the transaction. Hopefully you will have it sorted
out by Monday. I think I will buy a Camero or a truck with the money. I
got to go because I’m in a hurry. I’m making the boys
their favorite meal; Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Corn Dogs, and Twinkies
for dessert.
Bruce
Mullet
PS – Dokey
is an expression you use with OK. Phonetically, you say it like “O – Key – Dok – Key.” It’s
like saying “fancy schmancy.”
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 15)
Dear Mullet,
Please i want you to
send me the name of the beneficiary of the account or is't the same as
your name,please get back to me today is very very urgent
Best Regards.
Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 15)
Dear
Bayo,
I
am the beneficiary of my bank account.
Thanks
Bruce
Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 17)
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 17)
Dear
Bayo,
It
was good to hear from you. Thank you for the photos of you and your
family. I had no idea you were a colored fella. Not that there
is anything wrong with that it’s just that your name sounded very
Jewish to me. So I figured you would look more like Woody Allen
but instead, you are more like Whoopi Goldberg. It’s nice to
put a face to a name, it makes you feel comfortable. Are there a
lot of colored Jews in Africa? I don’t know much about Africa
accept for what I see in the movies. It looks like an interesting
place. What is it like living amongst animals like elephants, monkeys,
lions and tigers? That would scare the heck out of me. In Oklahoma,
the only animals we can see in the wild are snakes and rabbits. We
have to go to zoo’s to see the types of animals you have on
your streets. I take that back, if you saw my cousin Bertha you would
probably mistaken her for a giant elephant or rhino. Good lord, she
must weigh 350 pounds. Maybe I will come visit when the transaction
is complete and then I can see Africa with my own two eyes.
What
is the next step? I got your email with the official document thingy
and the receipt. I will hold on to both of those. Let me know
my friend. Got to go, Jerry Springer is on and it is my favorite
TV show. Do they have the Jerry Springer show in Africa?
Sincerely,
Bruce
Mullet
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, any normal black man would tell old closet cracker "Bruce Mullet" to go to hell. Lets see how far we can push him.
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 20)
Dear mullet,
Let's hope to hear
from the bank, as soon as the bank contacts you that means that the money
is ready to transfer to your account,but i still have one approval to send
to you, but is not going because is too large,but any time from now the
bank will get intouch with you and any time you recieve any mail from the
bank i will like you to inform me,please can you call me so that we can
talk for once on the phone,
i hope to hear from
you soonest.
Best Regards
Bayo Adeoni
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Ha, "Let's hope to hear from the bank." He never answered my questions.
Hmmm, lets see, what types of things do white racists pray for (besides brains).
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 23)
Dear Bayo,
Amen brother. I'm hoping it will be soon. This is now the number one thing I pray for. The other two being the Confederate Army raises up and takes out the North and that David Duke runs for president of the US (he?s the only one that can run this freaking country in the manner that God intended it to be). Anyways, I hope all is well. Have you been following the war in Iraq? It's the only thing that has been on TV here for the last couple of days. Those A-rabs are screwing up my daytime television schedule. Let me know if you hear from the bank.
Your friend,
Bruce Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (Mar. 25)
Dear Bruce,
I have not hard from the bank you are the person that will inform me if the bank have getting intouch with you and a friend of my told me that the bank are contacting there beneficiaries for payment now,please if the bank have contacted you please let me know what is going on here,please get back to me as soon as you receive this mail.
Best Regards
Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (Mar. 31)
Howdy Bayo,
I just wanted to update you that I have not heard from the bank. I hope all is well.
Best wishes,
Bruce Mullet
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Uh Oh, did he catch on to me? I can't get a response. OK, now he's making me mad.From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (April 16)
Bayo,
Boy, you better answer me. I've been sitting here waiting on you to send me info on getting the money. SO FAR I HAVE HEARD NOTHIN! You should have the common decency to at least keep me updated. What is with YOU PEOPLE? You better not be treating me funny boy. I ain't dumb you know. I took two years of community college.
I expect a reply today.
Bruce Mullet
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (April 24)
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Alright bitch, gloves are coming off. Lets see if this will elicit a response.
Bayo,
I demand you respond to me boy. Don't make me come over there and bitch slap you white trash style.
Let me try in your langauge: Ooooga, ooooga boooga, shaaaka baakka, booga booga booog, ba ba booey. Mecha lecha hi mecha hynei ho.
I want my money!
Bruce Mullet
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Holy shit. It worked. What did I say? OOOGA???
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (April 28)
You are a big fool at your age ,i have find out that the bank have contacted you and you are lieing,how cn you get the money if you don't tell me the truth and i need $200 dollars to complete the money i have to obtian approvals,i mean the final approvals,so i want you to assist me to raise the money.
Thanks
Bayo
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (April 28)
Bayo,
Finally. That's all you had to say. First of all, I never heard from the bank. I'm telling the truth. The last thing I heard was from you on the 25th of March and you said you hadn't heard from the bank either. Second of all, if all you need is $2, tell me where to send it. Can you just pay the $2 and I will pay you back out of my cut of the 20 million?
Write back quick this time. I'm broke, I need money. My children need to eat.
Bruce Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (April 30)
Dear
Mullet,
Thanks for
your mail and i am very sorry for the mail i sent to you,
i have to go
back to the bank and tell them that you have not recieved anything
from them,apart from that we still need the final apporval from
the bank before the bank will transfer the money to your account,may
be that is why they have not getting intouch with you,please try
and raise any amount from the $200 so that i can also find at this
end and join with the one i have here and pay the fees to obtian
the approvals,
I want you
to use my personal Assistance name and Address to send the money
below.
JUDE MUEGBA
5 MIKE STREET
OREGUN
IKEJA LAGOS
NIGERIA.
Please try
your best so that this fund will be transfer to your account as
soon as possible,i don't mean to ask you for this, just that i
am very broke this time,i hope to hear from you as soon as possible.
Best Regards.
Bayo Adeoni
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 3)
Dear Bayo,
No problem. I forgive you for your email. I know how you people can be. Anyway, I will send you the $2.00 today. Tell the bank we need our money as I am broke too.
Mullet
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 5)
Dear Bayo,
I have sent a check for $2.00 today to Jude Muegba. Also, tell him not to spend it on fried chicken or collar greens, or whatever you people eat. That was a joke. I have Fuzzyzeller syndrome is you didn't notice. Seriously, please tell your friend to be on the lookout for the check. Have you heard from the bank? I am desperate for this money. Talk to you soon.
Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (May 5)
I don't
undertsand you at all please be seriours for once,let's get this
business completed if can't all the sum of $200 you can send
me $ 150 to $100,please i hope to hear from you make it via westernUnion
money transfer.
Best Regards.
Bayo
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Yeah buddy, I think it is obvious that you don't understand much. SHIT FOR BRAINS!
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 5)
Dear
Bayo,
$200
dollars! Good lord, what the hell? I put a check in
the mail, made out to your Jewish friend, for $2. I thought
you said $2. There is a big difference. You need to
be clearer next time. Regardless, there is no time for finger
pointing, even though it is your fault.
I
have an idea. Since we probably don’t have enough time
to get the money out, why don’t you put up the 2 honey and
take it out of my portion of the freaking 20 million you promised
me. You have turned this into one giant butt-fuck-a-thon.
What
are your thoughts brainiac? Be serious and think white. This
is the exact crap that Trent Lott & Strom Thurmond was talking
about.
Why
are you doing this to me? Is it because I'm white? Can
we please get this transfer done? For Pete's sake, it's been
over a month.
White
and MAD.
Bruce
Mullet
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (May 6)
you are the biggest fool on earth,ass hole you are
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Wow, this really hurts the monkey's feelings. He didn't even have the decency to sign his fake name. Lets get something straight Bayo, I'm the second biggest fool next to you.
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 6)
Now,
Now dickhead, let's not be judgmental. You are a thief
trying to steal people's hard earned money, and you say I'm
the "ass hole?" You are amazing. First
of all, if I am the biggest fool on the earth, you are the
most simplest mother fucker in the galaxy. The fact that
you even emailed me back after my second email to you shows
how stupid you are. Come one fuck face, use your head.
Isn't
there a better way for you to make money in Africa? Can't
you go kill some elephants and sell their ivory tusks for money? Train
lions or tigers for a living or something. Sell cute Ebola
monkeys to children. DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES STEAL BECAUSE
YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT IT.
Anything
to say for yourself??????? Coward!
OOOOGA
BOOOGA. You are so fucking dumb. Please kill yourself
and make the world a better place.
Bruce
Mullet
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 8)
Hi
Bayo,
Listen, I know you are a coward and you are afraid to answer me. I understand. You
inspired me write a song. It's called "Bayo." I hope
you like it. I would love your feedback.
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Steal all night on a drink of rum
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Stack banana till de Ebola Monkey come
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Come, Mister scammer man, Ebola wan' banana
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Come, Mister tally man, Ebola wan' banana
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Silly mugu, stupid mugu, can't fool da monkey
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Silly mugu, stupid mugu, can't fool da monkey
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Mugu Bayo no touch Ebola banana
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Laugh at the Nigerian scammer
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Silly mugu, stupid mugu, can't fool da monkey
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Silly mugu, stupid mugu, you make site of da monkey
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay-o, is gay-ay-o
Nigerian come and he wan' my dough
Bay, me say Bay, he is gay, me say Bayo da HOMO
I hope you liked it. Oh, by the way check this site out. There
is good tips on robbing whitey!
www.ebolamonkeyman.com
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (May 9)
You are a big fool mumu you will remain poor in your life,you will die poor asshole you are
From Bayo Adeoni to Bruce Mullet (May 9)
Bruce i don't work with fool like you that will die in poor stituation,just go and die you have nothing to offer to this wild world,you belong to doom
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Wow, he emailed me twice to tell me to die. He must be mad.
From Bruce Mullet to Bayo Adeoni (May 9)
Bay-Bayo-
is Gay-O,
You
never told me if you liked my song? That hurts my feelings. I
wrote that for you. How's the stealing going? Oh,
I wanted to ask you. What is it like to fuck an elephant?
You
are one of the worst scammers I have ever messed with. You
are really bad at it. I mean horrible. I'm a white
American and I bet you I could scam whitey better than you. You
need to practice. Maybe you can practice scamming instead
of messing with elephants. Will you practice Bayo? I
wouldn't say it if I didn't think you suck at it. I'm trying
to help.
Anyway,
go get your blow dart and suck in instead of blow out. That
way, you can put yourself out of your misery and the world will
be a better place.
ASSHOLE
YOU ARE. Jesus Bayo, your grasp of the English language is
about as strong as a little girls hand shake.
EBOLA
MONKEY MAN
www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Bayo.html (Everybody
is laughing at you)