THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE
Dear Sir,
I am barrister fred meyer,a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr Mark Pearson,a citizen of england, who used to work with shell Development Company in south africa and presently i am based in germany where his money and wealth are logded. Hereafter shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 1999,my client, his wife and their three Children were involved in a car accident along Sagbama express-road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to his countrys embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives which has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here where these huge deposits were lodged in an account valued at about $7million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the NEXT-OF-KIN or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2years now I seek your consent to present you as
the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of his account valued at $7million dollars can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Best regards,
fred meyer(Esq)
From E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear Mr. Meyer,
Thank you for trusting me with this important duty. I am sorry to hear about the tragic death of your friend, Mark Pearson, and his family. That must have been quite a blow to you- and not the pleasant kind of blow I am sure we are both used to. Your dedication in finding Mr. Pearson's relatives for two long years speaks well towards your honesty and integrity.
I am flattered that you have chosen me to be your partner in this business project. I can assure you that I am an honest person and easy to work with.
Please forward to me all of the necessary legal documents and I will complete them. With 7 million dollars, we will both be able to purchase many pleasant blows.
God bless you.
Sincerely,
E. Jack Ulate
From Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
sir i just thank you for all , please send me you telphone number so that i can call you and have a man to man talk on this subjuct matter , if i can call you today i will be able to send the documents soon as we dont have much time thanks,
regards
meyer
From E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear Oscar Meyer Weiner,
Thank you for your prompt reply. This indicates to me that you are a reliable business partner. I agree that it would be wise to have a man to man talk. I only do things man to man- and I think you know what I mean.
The only problem is that where I work, a club known as The Manhole, my boss would be able to hear our conversation. As you said in your original message to me, "huge deposits were lodged in an account." Well, my boss is always trying to make a huge deposit in my account- and I think you know what I mean. I am afraid if he heard us talk on the phone, he would either report our conversation to the authorities or try to get some of the 7 million for himself.
For now I think it is best if we communicate by e-mail. Can you send me the documents that way? I will instruct my assistant, Hugh G. Rection, to check my e-mail every hour for messages from you. He is a very honest man and will not betray us. You can't E. Jack Ulate without a Hugh G.Rection- and I think you know what I mean.
I eagerly await your next message. I am very serious about the business proposal and am happy to know that you are too.
God bless you. I eagerly await your next message.
Sincerely,
E. Jack Ulate
From Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
Dear jack , must tell you i understand what you said , but i must tell you that we must move fast i have told the people that i have find the person that who is the beneficiary of the money ?and i have given then your name ,please find a way to call them today just say your name and give them this code they will tell you what you need , then you can call me or send a mail am waiting on the net, so we see if you can handle the business ,i have to know what there charges is ,
CONFIDENTIAL phone for the man in charge is 004916093250462 please find a way to call them and send me a mail is name is DR IBRAHIM AZIZI:
REGARDS
MEYER
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: At this point, Fred Meyer sent the Hyena a document with the name "E. Jack Ulate" on it. He must be legit.
Finally,
is Mark Pearson dead or alive? I need to know. If he is still alive,
when will you kill him? If he is still alive, I would like to kill
him myself when I meet you for our man on man action.
May
God bless you and your family.
Muchos
Besos
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
Dear jack
and hugh G
HA!my friend ,i must
say i like the way you write so much you are a man with goal,great
goal , yes i will like to meet with you , sir we must finish
this nest week , look dont worry about a thing this is my job ,dont worry
about the date on the documents , thats the way it should be to the presented
to the diplomatic service in germany or holland , please just call dr
ibrahim azizi on the phone +49-175-788-4345 you can call today also
is a special number for the diplomatic service , please just call
so that he tells you what we have to bring along for their service because
they have been holding the fund for long now , as a lawyer i can only
present the documents on behalf of my client , but they we not give me
the information ,the information can only be given to the beneficiary
which is you ,if you call , then you pass this to me , please note this
whole thing is been given a diplomatic process so dont be worried when
you come to amsterdam or germany depending on what dr ibrahim azizi tells
you, you are going to be given a diplomatic way , i will be there by you
to see this through,
my dear friend mr
mark pearson is really dead, i only send a note to them that mr mark pearson
, beneficiary has been fund, i have done my work please make this call
now. you can call 7days a week it is a diplomatic line,i do like you,
if you make this call by nest week all we be well ,please let me know
what dr azizi say
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
What
do you mean "HA!" Did I say something funny? I was
not trying to make any jokes, so it really hurts my feelings that you
are laughing at me. I can just imagine you and Dr. ibrahim azizi
are sitting around and laughing at my e-mails and forwarding them to your
friends. Maybe all your friends in Germany or Amerstdam are laughing
at stupid E. Jack Ulate. Everyone at the Manhole today could tell how
upset I was by your message. Even my Hugh G. Rection has gone limp
due to your mockery.
I
am not going to call Dr. ibrahim azizi if he is going to tell me "HA!"
like you just did. I am too scared that he might laugh at me to
call him. When I finally meet you and Dr. ibrahim azizi in person,
my "great, great goal" will be to kick you both very very hard
in the nuts if either of you laugh at me.
We
are talking about 7 million dollars here. There is nothing funny
about that. I also decided that I get 75% of the money, not %60.
And there is nothing you can do about that.
On
the other hand, the confirmed death of Mr. Pearson makes me very happy
indeed. I would have like to have killed him myself, but I will
still get his money which is almost as good.
When
can I fly to meet you and Dr. ibrahim azizi? Did you like the nursing
piglets?
Please
let me know.
God
Bless you.
E.
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
My
Hugh G. Rection has been recovered. I just woke up from a dream, and you
and I were having sex. But then we were interrupted (I don't recall
why - definitely not because of any mockery), and then went down on you
to get things working again (which of course I did). There was a lot of
licking. It was pleasingly vivid.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
i use the
world ha as a friend , is like you are now taking me as a joke,whats all
this mail?
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
I
am not taking you as a joke. I am very serious about this project.
I have done everything you have asked me to do. I have signed
the document and I am ready to get on a plane to meet you for our man
on man action. I reply to every message you send me promptly and
completely. What else can I do to convince you that I am serious?
In
the same way that you used "HA" as a sign of friendship, I sent
this message to you as a sign of friendship. In my country, every
person would recognize that this message is a sign of friendship and respect.
Perhaps it is not a sign of friendship in your country. Is English
not your native tongue? I would very much like to feel your native
tongue all over me.
I
am sorry if I offended you and I know now that you did not mean to offend
me. I am a very serious man. I would never joke about 7 million
dollars. I apologize for any misunderstanding.
Please
tell me where I should travel in order to meet you and the doctor.
Sincerely,
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
Dear Mr.Ulate,
Many thanks for your
e-mail to me, where you indicated certain jokes that I made in my
e-mail to you as an unserious way of doing business. To start with, I'm
not offended by your mail to me. Why should I be, you have only expresed
disappointed. I like you to understand that much as we are into a serious
transaction of a very high magnitude, I must say that you and I have come
to a point where I feel very free to use some phrases to buttress a point
or a joke.
I also apologise if
this is an affront to your personality. No doubt that you have been up
and above board in communication since this whole ongoing transaction
started. For this, I salute your commitment. I can only say that, in the
end, we will be happy we did, and have played our very roles, towards
the actualisation of same. To this end, I have forwarded to the security
company in Holland Amsterdam your contacts, which includes your e mail
address so as to reach you, and probably let you know what you require
to come to Amsterdam with. Please as soon as this is achieved, do let
me know well ahead of time so as I can get prepared for the action too.
regards
meyer
From Dr. Ibrahim
Azizi to E. Jack Ulate
sir
following the forwarding of your information to us by your
lawyer ,we are formerly informing you to come forward to our office in
amsterdam the holland to come and sign for the release of your fund to
you as the beneficiary ,your fund has been place in the volt of the magnum
security company in holland for safe keeping untill your lawyer put forward
the documents for the release of the fund to his client, Below is the
things you need to come along with for the process of releasing your fund
to you.
DOCUMENTS
1)CERTIFICATE
OF DEPOSIT
2)LETTER
OF AGREEMENTS SHOWING YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY.
3)HANDLY
AND CUSTOM CHARGES.-10,600 euro.
4)
FRIDAY THE 7th-3-2003 OR MONDAY THE 10th -3-2003 ,one of this date will
be fixed for the release of your fund to you,please let us know
the date you have choosen .
regards
Dr.Ibrahim
Azizi
From
E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
Thank
you so much for this message. I am sorry for all of the misunderstandings.
I think the problem is that you do not speak English perfectly,
and I am a very stupid man.
I
received a message from the doctor today. This made me very happy
that the project will be completed soon. I am going to meet him
in Amsterdam on Monday March 10th. Will you be there too? I
am so looking forward to our man on man action. It sounds as if
you are as excited as I am! What exactly are you doing to be "prepared
for the action?" I can only imagine.
I
have one question though. Dr. Ibrahim Azizi asked me to bring quite
a lot of money to release the funds (10,600 euros). Do you think
that he is an honest man? I am going to bring the money, but I am
scared. If you could tell promise me that he is an honest man, that
would make me feel much better. I feel I know you like my own brother.
But I do not know Dr. Ibrahim Azizi this way.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Dear
Dr. Ibrahim Azizi,
It
is an honor to be talking to you doctor. I am eager to come to Amsterdam
to meet you. From what I have heard about Amsterdam, I should have
a very good time there. Are the whores there as wonderful as I have
heard? I plan to find out. And I also plan to smoke a lot
of weed since it is legal there.
I
think that I will arrive on Monday, March 10th. I promise to bring
with me all of the required documents and the 10,600 euro. Who will
meet me at the airport? This is very important for me to find out.
I must see a photograph of the person who will meet me at the airport.
Could you send this to me as soon as possible? It would be
best if they were holding a sign with my name, E. Jack Ulate.
I
am very happy that this project is moving along so well. It is quite
a relief to have finally heard from you. The lawyer (Mr. Fred Meyer)
and I have had our share of misunderstandings. Between you and me,
he seems to me to be a very slow man. I think that he must have
received a severe blow when he was a child. And I mean a severe
blow to the head, not the pleasant kind of blow I am sure we are both
used to! He also strikes me as somewhat of a fruity man- and I think
you know what I am talking about here. I am looking forward to man
on man action with both of you.
As
soon as you send me a picture of the person who will be meeting me at
the airport, I will send you my plane reservations.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Dr. Ibrahim Azizi to E. Jack Ulate
dear
sir your coming date has been noted you will recieve by tomorrow the information
of the protocol officer that is coming to pick you up, we are looking
forward to meeting you sir,
best
regards
azizi
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Dear
Dr. Azizi,
I
look forward to receiving the information about the protocol officer who
will meet me at the airport. I would like to remind you that you
need to send me a picture of the protocol officer holding up a sign for
me and my assistant, Hugh G. Rection. I will not be able to recognize
the officer without this sign.
The
sign should read:
"I
have a Hugh G. Rection and need to E. Jack Ulate"
That
way I will be able to recognize the protocol officer.
How
much of the 7 million dollars are you going to receive? According
to that idiot lawer Fred Meyer, I am going to get 60% and he is going
to get %40. You know what that leaves you- 0%. Did you know
that? If I were you, I would kick Mr. Meyer in the nuts so he screams
like a little girl. You seem to be doing all the work, and it does
not seem like you are going to get any money for it. Maybe you are a pussy,
but I wouldn't stand for it.
Finally,
can you reccomend any good whores for me in Amsterdam? You must
know about some.
May
God bless you and your family. I am looking forward to meeting you
in person for our man on man action. I am happy that this business
proposal is proceeding as planned. I already have the 10,600 euros
which I stole from my boss and the Manhole. The Manhole is a club
where I work with my Hugh G. Rection. But maybe Mr. Meyer already
told you that.
God
Bless You.
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
good morning
mr jack , it was nice to read your mail ,i will be by you all the way
through on monday in holland, dr Azizi is just doing is work and he most
be a honest man , thank you that you can come with the money
i have spent some money two for this , , please jack what ever you spent
on this you will take out first before we share the money into percent,
jack am glad you are a real friend and am so excited about monday, i have
work out every thing , i will now call dr azizi that you my client
intructed me to call him that every thing and your date of coming is well
understand , and that if there is any thing, they can relate to me before
you come on monday , i will buy me a hotel in spain soon ,we talk
more on monday when i see you my friend.
have a nice day
regards
meyer
From Dr. Ibrahim
Azizi to E. Jack Ulate
Dear
mr jack ,
first
i must tell you that your mail to me is very nice as a matter of
fact, all works without play makes someone so doll. now to the point,
mr meyer the lawyer called me today and i have told him by tomorrow
i will let him know the name of the protocol officer that will meet you
at the airport. don't worry you will know him when you see him , your
name will be writing on a board for you to see at the airport ,he
will drive you stright to my office at the dilpomatic service. your
lawyer is a very important man. he don't play with his work , intelligent
and trustful person. thank you for your offer,i am a very busy man ,sorry
i have to let you know that after the conclusion of the transation on
monday i will only have one hour to spend with you and your lawyer,
And like i told your lawyer today i will be happy if you can bring
me a little present from your country, that will make me happy , , if
you want, my protocol officer will take you and your lawyer to any place
you want to see in holland(AMSTERDAM) or any place you want to go. and
if you do have any thing to ask ,please feel free to do so . Looking forward
to seeing you soon, God bless you and your family.
Best
Regards
Dr.
Ibrahim Azizi
From
E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
I
too am excited about Monday. Thank you for telling me that the doctor
is an honest man. If you tell me he is honest, then I am sure that
he is. I wonder why the doctor is helping us though? Is he
going to get any of the money? Or is he helping us for free?
You
must be excited to buy a hotel in Spain. I am not sure what I am
going to do with my money. I think that I will probably buy some
time with a whore and then smoke a lot a marijuana. Both of these
things are legal in Amerstadam, but are not legal in my country. Do
you know any whores personally that you could suggest? I think Hugh
G. Rection would also like a whore for himself. They will certainly
learn the meaning of the phrase you can't E Jack Ulate without a Hugh
G. Rection- and I think you know what I am talking about here.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Dear
Doctor Azizi,
Thank
you for letting me know that my lawyer is an "intelligent and trustful
person." I am sure that he is. In his messages, he just
seems like such a moron. He seems like such a tool. He once
even told me "HA!" In my country, when one man says "HA!"
to another man,it means that he wants to kiss him on his lips. If
was very offended for awhile. But now I think it was all a misunderstanding.
Please do not tell Oscar Meyer that I think he is so stupid. I
do not want to hurt his feelings.
I
am sorry that you will only have one hour to spend with Mr. Meyer and
myself. But that is plenty of time for some good man on man action,
no?
And
I would love to bring you a present from my country. I will have
to think of just the right thing. Perhaps a doctor like yourself
would be interested in an anatomically correct inflatible doll? Is this
what you were hinting at when you wrote "all works without play makes
someone so doll?" Maybe I will get you a kit for self prostate
exams that are very popular in my country.
Finally,
is there any way that I could see a picture of the protocol officer I
am supposed to meet holding up the sign? That would make my travel
so much easier.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
Dear mr jack,
Dr ibrahim Azizi is the releasing officer in charge of fund with the diplomatic
service were the fund is kept for safe keeping, he get paid by the company,
sir you will find all you want in holland,
Regards
meyer
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
I
am glad that everything is progressing according to plan. Will you
please send me a picture of the protocol official who is going to meet
me at the airport? This is such a small request, and I have asked
several times before. I am worried that unless I see his picture
before I go, I will walk right by and not even recognize him.
Dr.
Azizi asked me to bring him a gift from my country. Since he is
a doctor, I think that I will get him a very expensive and ornate speculum.
Would you like me to bring you a gift too?
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer & Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Hey
Dickheads-
I
am coming to Amsterdam on Monday. Where will I go? Who will
meet me? Are you going to send me a picture of the protocol officer
or not? I need to know. I would think that with 7 million
dollars at stake you could at least do this for me. If you want
my 10,600 euros, you must do this.
Sincerely,
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Dr. Ibrahim Azizi to E. Jack Ulate
Dear
mr jack , you must know that the money you are coming to holland with
is not for me , this is for the service that was given to you by our diplomatic
bank and security company fot the safe keeping of your fund with
us in our volt , below is the information of the protocol officer that
is coming to meet you at the airport, he will be holding a sign that read.
WELLCOME
MR JACK ULATE AND H.G
YOU
WILL NOT MISS HIM ; YOU CAN ALSO CALL HIM AT THE AIRPORT;
HIS
NUMBER IS;;;;;;;;;;0031630139322;NAME; MR CUMA JOVY
PLEASE
LET YOUR LAWYER KNOW THIS,
As
you know this is a diplomatic sevice we have rules that we work with and
we respect this rules.have a safe flight to holland amsterdam
REGARDS
AZIZI:
Message
forwarded from E. Jack Ulate to Mr. Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer-
The
doctor told me to tell you the following information about the protocol
officer:
He
will be holding a sign that says:
WELLCOME
MR JACK ULATE AND H.G
YOU WILL NOT
MISS HIM ; YOU CAN ALSO CALL HIM AT THE AIRPORT;
HIS NUMBER
IS;;;;;;;;;;0031630139322;NAME; MR CUMA JOVY
I
am looking forward very much to our man on man action.
E
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Dear
Dr. Azizi,
I
know that the money I am coming to get in Holland is not for you. Do
you think I would be going to Amsterdam if that money wasn't for me? I
know you are a very smart doctor, but sometimes you can be as big as a
moron as that idiot lawyer of mine, Mr. Meyer. I think that he is
gay too. He always tells me that he is my "friend." In
my country, when one man call another man his "friend" it means
that he wants to touch him in his most intimate and private areas.
Thank
you for sending me the information about the protocol officer. What
kind of name is Cuma Jovy? I once knew a whore named Cum a Joy.
I wonder if there is any relation between the two? Maybe you
sent a whore to meet me at the airport? This would make me very
happy. I am so happy that I am touching myself right now.
Thank
you also for telling me about the rules that you have at the diplomatic
service. I am sure that they are wise. My Hugh G Rection and
I are waiting to meet you.
Sincerely,
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
i just got
the name of the officer that will met you at the airport on monday , jack
please just trust me ,i will be there with you. have a nice weekend
meyer
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
I
trust that you will be there with me. I am sure that you are an
honorable man. I am not so sure that the doctor is an honorable
man though. He told me that the money is not for him and that he
is going to get paid by the security company. I think he is a sneaky,
rotten bastard. I don't trust him. I think he is going to
try to steal your money. I would be very careful if I were you.
This world is full of people who try to scam you and trick you out
of your money. I am afraid that the doctor is one of those people.
I trust you like my brother and I am just trying to protect you.
You
never told me if you think the doctor would like a speculum as a gift?
I
WILL SEE YOU MONDAY!
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
Dear friend
, i wait for your reply and it came , i cant wait to see you , dont worry
about dr Azizi , i will be there , just get him any thing you like ,please
also send me your flight plain to holland.
regards
meyer
From Fred Meyer
to E. Jack Ulate
DEAR SIR,
I STILL DONT HAVE
YOUR FLIGHT COMFIRMATION.
REGARDS
MEYER
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Mr.
Meyer-
I
am happy to say that I am already in Amsterdam! I arrived early
to suprise you. I LOVE IT HERE! You can just go from window
to window and look at the whores! This is the best place on earth.
And don't pretend you don't know what I am talking about. I
am also incredible high right now. And I plan to remain this way
for a long time. Hugh G. Rection didn't get a whore of his own yet,
but he watched me with my whore and touched himself at the same time.
So
as you know I came here with 10,600 euros. But I spent a lot of
that on whores and marijuana. And also my hotel room and food. I'll
have some left when we meet on Monday, but you will need to supply some
of the money too. That bastard doctor should give us some too.
Tell
me where I need to be on Monday.
E
Jack Ulate
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Dear
Dr. Azizi-
I
was wondering if I could ask your medical opinion about something. I was
thinking about torturing terroists while I was smoking weed this morning,
and it gave me some other ideas about how best torture people. Interrogations
should be by naked women. A terrorist should watch porn with his
arms and legs bound (no touching!). Then I thought forcing him to
watch gay porn (with bound arms/legs)would be even more shameful. But
the best idea is to make him watch the gay porn with full mobility. Because
you know he would jerk off to it, and that would be the most shameful
situation of all. And then the naked woman could mock his masculinity
during the interrogation.
Sir,
do you think these are effective torture methods? You're professional
opinion would be very valued.
I
will see you and that stupid lawyer of mine on Monday.
E.
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
since you
are here thats is good , please call the protocal officer to pick you
up tomorrow from the hotel, ,TIME; 10 AM
REGARDS
MEYER
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Dear
Mr. Meyer,
I
shall call the protocol officer tomorrow. Together, the protocol
officer and I shall overcome the Zionist/Crusader plot to destroy the
brothels of Amsterdam. God, you are bigger than any addiction! You
are bigger than any crack cocaine, you are bigger than any beer, than
any pornography!
I
have not heard from the doctor in some time. I hope that he is OK.
Perhaps he is having trouble estimating the weight of his fetal pig? Who
hasn't had that problem? Perhaps he has gone insane in the brain,
insane in the membrane. Your messages have also been very short
lately. I hope that you have not had any trouble estimating the
weight of your fetal pig. If so, you have no excuses after I sent
you that website complete with a picture of nursing piglets. I don't
mean to sound angry here, it's just something Hugh G. Rection and I feel
very strongly about.
Will
the protocol officer take me to meet you tomorrow? I still need
him to make a sign saying "E Jack Ulate with a Hugh G. Rection."
If he does not have this sign, I will not be able to find him.
Peace
Out Dawg
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
sir just call
the protocol officer since you are in holland to come and pick you up
, at your hotel
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Look
here Mr. Man-
Don't
you get snippy with me. I will call the protocol officer when I
am damn good and ready to call the protocol offier. You used to
write that you were my "friend." And now the doctor is
ignoring me and you have developed some major attitude. If you want
40% of my 7 million, you had been show me some damn respect. I was
really looking forward to some good man on man action with you, but now
I just don't know.
E
Jack Ulate
From
Fred Meyer to E. Jack Ulate
look mr jack
,you dont have to dictate for me , we had a deal to meet today , and you
did not come , i have spend so much money on this project,
if by tomorrow you did not contact the protocol officer you are
out of the transation.
regards
meyer
From E. Jack
Ulate to Fred Meyer
Look
here idiot lawyer Meyer. You may know me as E Jack Ulate. But in my home
country, I am known as Liono, King of the Thundercats. You read that right.
KING OF THE THUNDERCATS. If you make me angry, I will scratch off your
testicles and feed them to Panthro. Any questions?
EBOLA
MONKEY NOTE: If you are a product of the 80's, there is a special
place in your heart for the THUNDERCATS.
I
will call the protocol officer tomorrow. I promise that I will do this
with guaranty. This is 100% risk free for you. I am straight up man.
E
Jack Ulate (AKA Panthro)
From
E. Jack Ulate to Dr. Ibrahim Azizi
Hey
There Doctor. I have not heard from you in awhile. I hope you are doing
well. I brought you a speculum as a present. May you use it it good
health. It turns out I was right about that idiot lawyer of mine. He is
a gay idiot. Please don't tell him, but I when I see him tomorrow, I am
going to rip off his testicles and bury them with Mr. Mark Pearson.
I
know I can trust you to keep this secret.
Snarf,
Snarf
Panthro
From
E. Jack Ulate to Fred Meyer
HELLO
IDIOT!!!
I
would like to now let you know that I know this is just a giant 419 scam
where you try to steal money from people.
Of
course I knew that from the beginning. Just like I know you and
Dr. Azizi are the same person.
Thank
you very much though for being so stupid. I laughed at you and how
stupid you were for a long time. All of my friends laughed at how
stupid you were too.
I
hope that we can be friends. And I hope that you don't steal any
poor person's money. You should be boiled in acid.
E
Jack Ulate-which is not my real name.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Fred and the good Dr.'s efforts were not in vain, as they are now victims of "THE LAUGHING HYENA." BEYOOOOOOTCH! Mugu, Mugu, Mugu.
