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From JOHNSON WILLIAMS ([email protected] to Tiffany Millions (Nov. 6)
I AM JOHNSON WILLIAMS, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS WILLIAMS, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE IAM MOTHERLESS.
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE IVOIRIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY. I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).
1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEA. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. SIR, IAM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.
NB: CALL ME WITH THIS MY HOTEL ROOM DIRECT NUMBER
+225 0584 6160 OR YOU REPLY WITH THIS MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ([email protected]) FOR SECURITY REASONS.
From Tiffany Millions to Johnson Williams (Nov. 6)
Hello Big Johnson Williams,
I received your email but I think it was a mistake. My name is Tiffany and I noticed you kept saying "Sir." I'm a lady. Sorry if this was not for me but if there is some way I can help you, let me know.XOXO
From Johnson Williams to Tiffany Millions (Nov. 7)
I received your mail and the contents was well understood,in fact am very happy to hear from you and also I pray to GOD whom I serve to guide you for me till I come over to your country and be with you. In respect to your mail I knew that you are a lady and the mistake to call you sir was cause by the operator at the hotel where I lodge because in my hotel room where I lodge the computer was out of order until further notice so I had to go to my hotelmanager's office to send you the mail after I have pray to GOD about you as a person that will not dissapoint me after the bank where my late father deposited this fund transfer this fund into an account which you will provide. I knew that you could be of assistance by providing an ccount of your choice for the bank where my late father deposited this fund to enable them to effect the transfer into an account which you will provide, that is why I will never waste any more time to call upon you for assistaing me so that we can moved forward towards this transaction and once this fund has been received in your account CASH, then I will be coming over to your country and continue my education while you will assist me for proper investment of the fund and after the 15% of the total fund transfer intoan account of yourt choice ahs been removed by you as my late father told me to compesate your effort imput durring this transaction the remainig will be investby you as I will further my education. I will like to inform you that my realy Name is Johnson William the order name is my last name so please feel free and let us work this together for the benefit of us. I have been to the bank where my late father deposited this fund and the told me that when ever I forward to them an account of me choice that they will commece the transfer into the account of my choice.
I will like you to call me on my hotel room line +225 0584 6160 immediately you received this mail so that we can have more discusion towards this transaction and then I can give you the contact of the bank so that you can contact them as I will made you the beneficiary of the fund so that you can provide anaccount to them to proceed. I will be expecting your call tonight.
Thanks once more and GOD bless you
I will send you my picture for you to see how I look like and it will be easy for us to recognise each other at your coutry airport on my day of arrival so please try to send me yours for more trust and confidence inthis transaction. Meanwhile I will like you to give me your phone number to talk to you when necessary and your fax number to fax you some relevant document for thistransaction.
From Tiffany Millions to Johnson Williams (Nov. 8)
Thank you for the photo. You look like a very handsome Jewish man. Are you Jewish? Is that your sports car? What kind of car is it? I have attached the most recent photo of me at the AVN awards. They were in Las Vegas.
As far as communication, just email me. I'm on the road a lot dancing and work nights mostly. That is unless I'm shooting a movie.
Why do you want to come to America? Where are you now? Are you in Isreal?
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I knew I was going to get a response to this email within 10 minutes. Down boy! A guy is guy, no matter what he does or what country he is in. See how stupid this guy is? Ask yourself this: why would a porn star chick even be answering emails from a strange Nigerian? OK, now if you think it could happen, you might be Nigerian.
From Johnson Williams to Tiffany Millions (Nov. 8)
I have just received your mail including your beautiful picture infact when I saw your picture you look sexy and beautiful to the exptent that I cannot wait to meet you face to face. I really thank you so much for your interest in me and I believed that you are for me and I promise to be honest with you. In respect to your question am not a jewish but am only and african man and My mother came from morroco and the car behind me is the car which I drove to school when my late father was alive. I love to come and continue my education in America because america is my Dream and I love to be there for the rest of my life after this fund has been received and confirm in your account which you will provide. Right now am in Ivory coast where my late father deposited this fund and once this fund has been transfer I will be coming to your country and be with you. I take a look at your picture once again as am writing you this mail and I fall in serious love for you which I can not wait any more to be with you. All what you are to do is just for you to call the bank where my late father deposited this fund and provide an account to them for them to transfer thisfund in your account. Here is the contact of the bank
Name of : Bank of Africa
Director: Mr Mike Toure
Phone N° +225 0740 1345 Fax N° +225 2127 9686
Abidjan Ivory Coast.
Please make sure that you call the bank on Monday morning for us to moved forward durring this transaction. I will like to hear your voice please call me tonight and give me your phone N° for easy comunication and to talk to you when necessary.
Thanks and GOD Bless you & Best regards
From Tiffany Millions to Johnson Williams (Nov. 9)
Thank you for your kind email. It was very nice to be complimented by a man who is not in the adult business. Most people look down on people like me. Since you are so open with me, let me tell you a little about myself. First off, Tiffany Millions is my porn name, not my birth given name. My real name is Sandra but I prefer to be called Tiffany. My parents and I do not speak. My dad disowned me because of my so called "evil lifestyle." He's dead now. I'm a free spirit and I hate to be told what to do. I am also a commitment phoebe. I've been burned by men before (see Marital History below).
Born: Sandra Lee Schwab
Ethnic background: German, Irish, Dutch, English, Swedish, Danish...in other words, whiter than the Virgin Mary's bedsheets!!!!
Birth Date: 4/6/66 (Satan's Day!) 3:25am....Wednesday.
Birth Place: Richmond, California
Sign: Aries, Aquarius rising, Libra moon
Hair: Currently long and blonde.
Eyes: Blue-Green with little brown spots.
Measurements: 36 (D cup), 25, 34.
Marital History: First marriage to French citizen Beaker Margot in San Francisco, California, November 16, 1985, divorced in 1988. Second marriage to Deutsch (German) native Sean Mahoney (aka "The Mad Dog"), on February 2, 1993 in Las Vegas. Separated August 1995, divorced March 1996. (Even though Mad Dogs's last name was Irish, he is German. His great great grandfather came from Italy...does that clear things up a bit?) Third marriage to Chad Bigbsy, a heavily tattooed AMERICAN rocker dude, on or about May 1996. Separated July 1996. Divorce final February, 1999.
Favorite Colors: Purple and green.
Book: "An Island to Oneself" by Tom Neale. Also, "XXX - A Woman's Right to Pornography" by Wendy McElroy.
So that's me in an acorn. I noticed you said your from the Ivory Coast. Isn't that the name of a soap? Do you have a picture of your dead parents. I bet they were lovely people. It is such a sad story. What do you plan on studying in America? I've played a student before in a couple of my movies (Face Dance 1 & 2 and Jailhouse Cock). What a coincidence.
Tell me more about yourself Johnson.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: If it was a normal guy, I would have said her marriage history scarred him off. Not this guy though, he's too stupid. Something else must have happened because he disapered for a long time.
will like you to please try to call me on my hotel room line where
I Lodge +225 0584 6160 for us to have short discusion towards this
From Johnson Williams to Tiffany Millions (Jan. 10)
I will await for your call tonight
From Tiffany Millions to Johnson Williams (Jan. 14)
I have tried to call you three times but I just can't get the number to go through. How are you? I hope all is well and you are working hard. I've been good. I have been working a lot and making films. I just finished a movie called "STOP! My Ass is on FIRE part 7." It may be one of my greatest performances ever.
Drop me an email when you get a chance.
PS - I have two questions:
1. Did I come on too strong? We had such good dialogue going and then you disappeared. A lot of men in my life think I talk too much and then I scare them away. I hope I didn't do that with you.
2. I noticed you sign your name JOhnson. Why do you capitalize the JO? Is that for emphasis? Is that your way of separating yourself from the hotel chain "Howard Johnson?" Do you tell people"Johnson, like the hotel but spelled with a capital J-O hnson." Just curious.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: After this email, I never heard from JOhnson again. I tried to email him a week later and my message was sent back. It's too bad because the love affair could have been great.
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