BACK TO SCAMS BY THE MONKEY POX or BACK TO HOMEPAGE
Heres a MUGU who replied to me after I called him a scammer and told him to fuck off!
Dr. Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 12/29/03:
Dear Partner
I am Dr. Demola Sogunle, The Head of Treasury and Financial
Services
under the management of
Investment Banking & Trust Co.(IBTC) here in
Nigeria Our firm is a security company of high repute with years
of
outstanding service to the People of Nigeria and Africa.
I have decided to contact you through this medium based on
business
proposal that will be of mutual benefit to both of us. I have not
discussed this transaction with anybody because it is of top
secret.
To be explicit and straight to the point. Some time early 1997, a
reputable client of ours deposited a consignment in our company's
vault for
safe keeping. And since then our client has failed to come forward
to
claim his consignment, which has accumulated a considerable amount
of money in demurrage. Consequently, in our bid to contact this
client
to redeem the demurrage which his consignment had accumulated we
discovered that our client is dead.
Since the death of our client who happens to be the late President
of
the former republic of Zaire (Chief President Mobutu Sesse seko),
none
of his benefactors has come forward to claim the consignment with
us,
which means that none of his relatives or aids had any knowledge
of this
consignment. Hence out of curiosity I decided to secretly open the
two
boxes that our client deposited in our vault. And to my surprise I
discovered that the two boxes that were registered as family
treasures by
our client actually contained a considerable amount of money in
United
States Dollars amounting to about US$15million.
Since this development, I have been nursing plans secretly. I also
found out from enquiries and the foreign media that our late
client
siphoned a lot of money from his country while he
was in office as head of state. It is my conviction that the
consignment in our vault was part of the money that our client
siphoned, and now
that he is dead there is no trace to this
money in our care. I am now soliciting your noble assistance to
assist
me in transferring this money out of Nigeria to your country for
immediate investment with your assistance. I have also decided
that you will
generously be entitled to 15% of the total amount. Upon my
receipt of your reply confirming your willingness to assist me on
this
transaction, I will immediately arrange and transfer all the
rights of
ownership of this consignment to your name to facilitate your easy
clearance and transfer of the complete funds to your country.
Secondly, I will arrange for the consignment already labelled as
family
treasure to be lifted by diplomatic means to our company's
correspondence in Abroad or to any corresponding office near you,
where I will meet
with you. You have nothing to worry about, as I will be
there to assist you in anyway necessary with all proper
documentation.
This transaction is 100% risk free. Please maintain absolute
confidentiality on this matter. Please reply to the above
email address or call me immediately upon the receipt of this
letter.
Tell:234+803+570+1989
Thanks.
Dr.Demola.
NB: Kindly reply through my secured email add:
dr_demola200@gawab.com
I was angling for a picture with a sign that said MUGU on it, hence the company name at the bottom.
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 12/29/03:
Dr Demola,
I am in receipt of your message. I am interested in
your offer. Please send me details as to how we can
proceed with this transaction.
Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
McKay,Underwood,Grant&Upshaw Inc.
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/03/04:
I am still interested in your proposal. Please email
me with details.
Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
By this point, I havent heard jack from him, so I figure to cut bait on this one.
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/11/04:
Fuck you!
Ignore me, how dare you!
You're the worst scammer EVER!
Dylan McKay
Holy Shit! The MUGU actually responds to this!
Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/13/04:
Dear Friend,
I,am so sorry for the late
respond,i was not feeling too fine thruogh out the festive period i was in the
hospital.is that why you were insulting me,he was not my fault.
Please if you are still intreasted let me know am back to my feet
now.
please dont used that word again scammer is not good.
Once again thank you for writting
From
Dr.Demola
How do I explain my profanity laced tirade? See below!
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/14/04:
My Dear Dr. Demola,
I have not heard back from you yet. Please let me
apologize again. I spoke to my doctor, and he said I
should have my pills tomorrow and I won't swear at
people in my emails. If you feel bad, think how my
poor mother feels! I called her a cuntlicking
dildohead in my last email, and she still won't talk
to me! Basically, I wanted to say that I hope my
disability....BALLSWEAT!.....won't dissuade you from
working with me on this transaction BUNGHOLE SURFER!
Sorry, another attack. Being a doctor, you probably
know about this condition, so I'm hoping you
understand DICKNOSE my situation.
Anyway, please let me know how we can proceed, as the
money I'll be getting will set me up in pills for
years to come!
Sincerely,
Dylan McKay
Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/15/04:
Dear Dylan McKay,
Thank you very much for your reply. I am glad that you are willing
to work with me on this project. However, before proceeding to give you details
of the project and the modalities for its conclusion, it is pertinent to
address a very important issue, which if not properly tackled, could cause an
impediment to the progress of this transaction. This issue is confidentiality.
I believe that its importance cannot be overemphasised, taking into
consideration the very nature of this transaction. Very many people in my
country and I'm sure also in yours, will do a lot of things to get their hands
on the kind of money I are talking about so we must exercise all forms of
caution.
As the Head of Treasury and Financial Services and also directly
responsible for overseeing the liability side of IBTC's balance sheet and
Foreign Exchange trading and the Money Market desk, for the sake of my
personality and position in the society this transaction has to be kept
strictly confidential to avoid failure and other unforeseen circumstances. I
hereby reassure you as the originators of the pending project that if you
follow my instructions religiously, accordingly and promptly, the project will
be 100% completed in at most 3 to 5 banking days from the receipt of your
requirements.Under my perfected modalities for a prompt finalisation of the
project, it is absolutely risk-free and fail-proof. I realise the necessity of
confidence and trust as reposed on us as partners, being necessary for building
the solidarity disposition to be maintained by me in the furtherance of the
prompt realisation of my desire. In total recognition of this spirit, I
guarantee to you, that neither your interest nor that of your company will be
brought to odiom by reason of this project. You can count absolutely on this as
I will not let you down. You have to also understand that from my own end, I do
not also know you and Iam relying on the good judgement of your referee.
Notwithstanding my trust in your recommendation, I am aware that
the sum of money we are talking about can make many a man behave in a manner he
is not usually associated with. You can therefore understand that both parties
involved in this are
depending mainly on faith. In these days and times this is rather
insubstantial but, my friend, I have no choice. I am ready to take the risk, as
I believe it is worth it. To meet with the total guarantee given above, it is
absolutely essential for us to officialise the process of the funds transfer.
Let me assure you that this transaction will be carried out in full observance
of the law and in accordance with Investment Trust bank general procedures and
Nigerian Financial regulations. Inorder for me to officialise the process, I
have enclosed a text application form below this mail that you are to fill and
sign and send back immediately via my America Internet Based Fax number:
1-425-984-1367 or alternatively scan and send it via email to enable me make application in your
favour. By virtue of my position(Head
of Treasury and Financial Services ) it is ordinarily and exclusively my duty
to validate outstanding deposit so you do not have to be worried over anything
because all necessary measures have been mapped out. All that I request is for
you to follow my instructions religiously and promptly. For the fear of taxation,
I recommend that we use a very reliable bank which I will provide the
information once I hear from you.
Upon receiving the bank details, you are to contact them and setup
an account in your name with the bank. Once you set up the account and provide
me with the account number and routing, I shall immediately effect the wire
transfer of the total sum of US$15 Million United States Dollars to the
account. From that account, you can now transfer the funds bit by bit to your
nominated account either company accounts or personal as long as you assure me
that you have total control over the account so that we do not have a problem
once the funds have been transferred.
I will also arrange for all the paper work and also hire an
attorney with the Federal Ministry of Justice down here as he will be
representing you so that you can lay full claim of the funds as the next of
kin.
Below are the following documents that needs to be prepared:
1.) The Change of Ownership Document
2.) Affidavit of Claim
3.) Engaged on the Notarization & Legalization of all relevant
documents through the Ministry of Justice for Authentication.
The above documents will enable you secure the funds and
thereafter, transfer and invest the fund into a proper secured investment in
your country. Based on the above intention, I hereby propose the following
conditions.
1.) You will provide a safe Bank account in your country where the
money will be transferred into.
2.) You will be offered 25% for your participation of the total
fund immediately after transfer as well as to offset any expenses that may
arise during the course of this transaction.
4.) You will give me a letter of Guarantee to assure that my 75%
share will be transferred into an account (which I will later open in the
Bahamas) after funds have been confirmed in your account.
5.) You must maintain absolute confidentiality during and after
the transaction.If you accept the above conditions, reply immediately to enable
us proceed.Looking forward to your urgent reply.
Please also endeavour to call me UNFAILINGLY on my private phone
number 234-803-570-1989 so that we can discuss further and clarify any gray
area.
Regards,
Dr. Demola
SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM
TO: THE HEAD OF TREASURY & FINANCIAL SERVICES
INVESTMENT BANKING & TRUST COMPANY (I.B.T.C)
WALTER CARRINGTON CRESCENT,
P. O. BOX 71707
VICTORIAL ISLAND-LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
ATTN: DR. DEMOLA SOGUNLE,
SIR,
RE: APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE FUNDS TRANSFER OF USD$15 MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS WITH DEPOSIT NO: 0111047889.
I TAKE THE LIBERTY TO SUBMIT TO YOU MY APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE
WIRE TRANSFER OF MY OVERSEA PARTNER'S FUNDS DEPOSITED WITH
THIS BANK SINCE THE YEAR 1997 BEFORE HE MET HIS UNTIMELY DEATH. I
HEREBY CLAIM THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS AS I AM THE ONLY
NEXT OF KIN TO HIS SUCCESSOR. BELOW IS MY FULL CONTACT DETAILS:
FULL
NAME:..........................................................................................................
MAILING
ADDRESS:..............................................................................................
.............................................................................................................................
TEL:......................................................................................................................
FAX:.....................................................................................................................
EMAIL:..................................................................................................................
BIOGRAPHY:........................................................................................................
............................................................................................................................
.............................................................................................................................
OCCUPATION:.
.....................................................................................................
KINDLY INFORM ME OF ALL THE NECESSARY PROCESS FOR MY CLAIMS TO BE
APPROVED INORDER FOR ME TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF
THE FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
SIGNATURE AND DATE
DylanMcKay to Demola Sogunle 1/16/04:
Okay Doc, here we go!
SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM
TO: THE HEAD OF TREASURY & FINANCIAL SERVICES
INVESTMENT BANKING & TRUST COMPANY (I.B.T.C)
WALTER CARRINGTON CRESCENT,
P. O. BOX 71707
VICTORIAL ISLAND-LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
ATTN: DR. DEMOLA SOGUNLE,
SIR,
RE: APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE FUNDS TRANSFER OF USD$15
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS WITH DEPOSIT NO:
0111047889.
I TAKE THE LIBERTY TO SUBMIT TO YOU MY APPLICATION FOR
IMMEDIATE WIRE TRANSFER OF MY OVERSEA PARTNER'S FUNDS
DEPOSITED WITH
THIS BANK SINCE THE YEAR 1997 BEFORE HE MET HIS
UNTIMELY DEATH. I HEREBY CLAIM THE BENEFICIARY OF THE
FUNDS AS I AM THE ONLY
NEXT OF KIN TO HIS SUCCESSOR. BELOW IS MY FULL CONTACT
DETAILS:
FULL NAME: Dylan Luke Perry McKay
ADDRESS:419 N. Alpine Dr. Beverly Hills, Ca. 90210
TEL:877-224-1484
FAX:877-572-8769
EMAIL:dmckay90210@yahoo.com
BIOGRAPHY:I am an independently wealthy young man
living in Beverly Hills,California.
OCCUPATION: Finding new and interewsting ways to spend
my money.
KINDLY INFORM ME OF ALL THE NECESSARY PROCESS FOR MY
CLAIMS TO BE
APPROVED INORDER FOR ME TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE
TRANSFER OF
THE FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
SIGNATURE AND DATE
Dylan McKay 1/16/2004
Sorry I can't fax it, my SCROTUMFACE! faxmachine is on
the fritz, and the software for my
COCKNOSE.....CUNTRAG! CUNTRAG! scanner crashed. I hope
this is sufficient BUTT PIRATE!
Again, my apologies for the profanity, my pills have
been delayed, and it's getting harder to control
myself.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Dylan McKay
Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/16/04:
Dear Dylan McKay,
I am in receipt of your mail and thanks for your response.However,
I want you to understand in clear terms that both parties have to render
financial support inorder for us to actualize this transaction because on my
part as the originator of this transaction, I need to raise US$12,450 to secure
all the necessary documentations like I did explain in my detailed mail, down
here to give the funds transfer a legality. Due to the fact that I am a civil
servant who is living on mixed income, it will be difficult for me to raise
this amount but notwithstanding that, I am making plans to mortgage my home to
raise the required amount before tuesday so that I can get all the necessary
documents ready and also hire an attorney from the federal ministry of justice
to represent you in person so that much questions would not be asked by my bank
from your end. For us to achieve this goal of ours, you have to follow my
instructions regiously and promptly so that we can actualize this funds as
quickly as possible.
Now let me go down to the modalities of this transaction. I did
receive the specimen application form you sent and I will first thing monday
morning make the application in your name as the next of kin so that immediate
approval can be granted for funds transfer of the US$15 Million, please note
that you will have to make arrangements immediately to have fax or alternative
get an efax account because that is the normal banking procedures to get in
contact with you. What I was trying to explain to you on phone was that before
this approval can be granted, there is an administrative charge of US$899 you
will have to offset. The reason why I can not make this payment down here is
because it will raise eye brow and also suspicion since I am making the application
on your behalf you in my bank and that might jeopadise this dream of ours. So
once you are contacted by my bank, do follow all instructions given so that
approval can be granted.
Now that we are better aquitted with each other, you should scan and
send me a copy of your international passport, as these the attorney
repesenting you in the claims of the funds will use to arrange the documents
needed for this transaction. Therefore, for us to commence action immediately
on this project I will require a guarantee letter from you. This is to assure
that you will keep to the terms of the agreement when the fund gets to your
account. The guarantee letter you will have to re-type and duly signed by you
and send back to me. The original copy you will hand over to me.
The text of the guarantee letter is as follows:
I Mr.
of
(your address) do hereby give
this letter of guarantee to Dr. Demola Sogunle of The Head of Treasury and
Financial Services under the management of Investment Banking & Trust
Co.(IBTC) Nigeria on the issue of US$15 million which I have agreed to change
of ownership of account from the Mobutu Family name to my own name. I am
entitled to 25% and another 5% of the total sum is to cover the cost of my expenses during the course of this
transaction. The rest 70% to be transferred to another account in the Bahamas.
Furthermore, that I
.(your name) will never lend any information
relating to this fund to his home Government or any of their agents in such a way
that may lead to the recovery of the fund from the Mobutu family.
As soon as I receive the Letter of Guarantee from you I will then
forward to you the website of our correspondence bank in europe where you will
setup and activate an account online or you can provide a safe account to
receive the funds but I am afraid that due to your countries IRS and taxation,
I will prefer us to use this corresponding bank in europe so that once the
funds arrives the account, you can now start transferring the funds bit by bit
to your designated account or Alternatively I can use a Diplomatic Courier
means to get the fund as consignment to your address. so let me know which you
will prefer so we can start arrangement asap.
I await your urgent and prompt response.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and have a nice day.
Dr. Demola.
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/18/04:
My dear Dr. Sogunle,
You need $899 from me? I might be able to swing that,
but it means I'll have to wait to fill my prescription
(the pills for my condition are very expensive ANAL
PROBE!). I hope you can bear with the profanity until
we have concluded the PUBIC HAIR HEAD transaction.
As for the fax, just have the bank email me. Faxes are
so 20th century by now, I don't even think they sell
SAGGY TITS them anymore! Just tell the bank to email
me. I'm working on the scan for the NEEDLEDICK
passport, the software for mine is still down and the
DICKWEED support division has been no help so far. ASS
LICK,ASSLICK, TEA BAG MY BALLS!
I'm really sorry! I'm having a particularly bad attack
today.
By the way, here's the letter of guarantee:
?I Mr. Dylan McKay of 419 N. Alpine Dr. Beverly Hills,
Ca. 90210 USA, do hereby give this letter of guarantee
to Dr. Demola JISM MOPPER Sogunle of The DICK Head of
Treasury and Financial Services under the management
of Investment Banking & Trust Co.(IBTC) Nigeria on the
issue ASSLICK! ASSLICK!of US$15 million which I have
agreed to change of ownership of account from the
Mugutu Family name to my own name. I am entitled to
25% and another 5% of the total sum is to cover the
cost of my expenses during the course of this
transaction. The rest 70% to be transferred to another
account in the Bahamas. Furthermore, that I, Dylan
COCK GOD McKay, will never
lend any SKANK CHEESE
information relating to this fund to his home
Government or any of their agents in such a way that
may lead to the recovery of the CUNTRAG fund from the
Mugutu family.?
I tried to ge tthrough it as best I could, but a few
profanities got through anyways.
Now, if I'm going to send you my passport photo and
$899, I need you to do something for me. Please send
me a photo of yourself, holding a sign saying "Dr.
DICKWEED Demola". This way we have trusting feelings
all the way around DICKLICKER.
I wait to hear more from you.
Dylan McKay
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/19/04:
My Dear Dr. BUNGHOLE! Demola,
I have scanned my passport WRINKLED BOOBS and it is
attached to the email COCKNOSE!
We need to hurry this along CRAPMONGER. The Tourette's
syndrome is getting really bad CUNTLICK ASSMUNCH and I
really need my pills!
Don't forget to send the picture of you holding the
sign with your name "Dr. DICKNOSE Demola". I'll need
it before I can send the $899 BUKAKKE BOY!
Hope to hear from you soon,
Dylan
Isnt that just a hideously bad job!J
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/22/04:
My Dear Dr. BUNGHOLE! Demola,
I have scanned my passport WRINKLED BOOBS and it is
attached to the email COCKNOSE!
We need to hurry this along CRAPMONGER. The Tourette's
syndrome is getting really bad CUNTLICK ASSMUNCH and I
really need my pills!
Don't forget to send the picture of you holding the
sign with your name "Dr. DICKNOSE Demola". I'll need
it before I can send the $899 BUKAKKE BOY!
Hope to hear from you soon,
Dylan
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/27/04:
Dr. FUCKWAD CUNTRAG Demola!
Where the fuck are you? What the fuck is going on
DICKHEAD BUTTPLUG? ASSLICK! ASSLICK! ANAL HUMPER! My
Tourette's is getting so bad tha they want to lock me
up BALLSACK LICKER!
If I don't hear form you in two days, I'm considering
you to have reneged on your word and take the $899 you
want and spend it on my drugs! FUCKWAD JIZM MOPPER!
Please write me back so we can conclude this lucrative
deal with all it's modalities.
Dylan
I dont know if it was the hideously bad fake passport, or he just got tired of the abuse, but he stopped responding to me. I sent him one last love letter.
Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/29/04:
I tell you what, I'll give you an opportunity to make