EBOLA
MONKEY NOTE: This scam was submitted by “MCTEAGLE",
the latest member of the Monkey Pox. There has been a lot of
buzz about this one. He is responsible for the Iama Dildo photo
and this is the scam that goes with that little gem. I put
MCTEAGLE’s thought process for the scam in ORANGE. Enjoy
and look for more scams in the future from this brilliant scambaiter.
I
had sent Okoro a note saying I had received his offer. I hadn’t. So,
he tries to call my bluff.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Tue, 15 Apr
Dear Bill
If you Know About the
Mony then what is the amount?
Regards
Dr Ulaoma Okoro
Unfortunately
I didn’t save my response, but I bluffed him by saying it was for riches
beyond my wildest dreams. Seems like that was good enough.
From
Okoro to to Bill Smith Wed, 16 Apr 2003
Dear Bill
Okay, you can send your
account details and first three page of you International
Passport and your complete address to me so that I can go to the Ministries
and start the processing for the funds release approvals immediately.
The Ministries of which
we can get the approvals are - The Presidency
Federal House of Senate
(P.F.H.S) and Federal Ministry Of Finance (F.M.F) respectively.
The amount we can spend
to get these approvals is $8,400.00 for the approval inducement from (P.F.H.S)
and $6,700.00 for approval from (F.M.F). Total = $15,100.00 as
soon as this funds is approved the Central Bank Of Nigeria (C.B.N) will transfer
the funds without any delay.
You can scan and attach
your International Passport and mail it to me. As I will be expecting them
including the above requirements.
Anticipecting to your
prompt response.
Regards
Dr.Ulaoma Okoro
Again
I hadn’t saved the e-mail, but I accused him of being short with me,
and asked if he would like to see a family photo. As he was a Dr. I
asked him if he could help me out with an affliction on my manhood.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 17
Dear Friend
How is your health and
family today? You have not offended me, in any way so why should I be angry
with you, I am not angry with you okay.
I am not a health Dr.
I got my doctorate degree in Banking and Finance, and I am one of the Key
Tested Telegraphic Transfer Director in Central Bank Of Nigeria (C.B.N) so
my friend little have I know about health.
As you can see that this
transaction is capital intensive, that is why we needed a capable hand that
can finance it so that we can speed it up which is the reason you have to
come in. I am a civil servant I depend on my monthly salary, and I know that
this transaction (DEAL) will bust my financial status for sure. So my friend
What I can afford to pay is the half as I have told you.
We can only meet with
each other after the exit of the funds to your
account which means that
as soon as the funds hit your account I will fly down and meet you in London
with the payment slip on my hand so that boot of us will head to your bank
to clear the funds after which we can share it as we have agreed.
Please you can send the
money so that I can be able to do the underground word witting this three
days holiday.
I will like to see you
family photograph.
Best regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Okay,
time to start winding him up, see how much notice he takes to the e-mails
I send him. Family photos attached.
From
Bill Smith to Okoro Thu, 17 Apr
Okoro,
Do
you also have the upcoming holiday to celebrate the death of Our Lord Jesus
Christ. I thought it was mainly jewish in West Africa? Are you
christian? Will you be able to send me a photo of your family. I
am very interested to see how much a distinguished man I am dealing with.
Maybe
if you have your children hold up a sign sending me, 'Mr. Bill Smith greetings'
I would be greatly pleased, and know you are now my brother in this transaction
(DEAL).
Will
I need to come to West Africa in order to conclude this deal (TRANSACTION)? I
know that travelling there can be dangerous, can you guarantee my safety
whilst I am there enjoying the delights of local culture. I am especially
interested in knowing about the local wildlife. Especially the big cats,
lions, tigers and big pussys in general, will I be able to see this.
As
a token of our friendship, I would like to send you a small gift, I
know
this is tradition in many african countries when starting out on a new journey
of commerce. Do you have any suggestions for anything I could supply
from the UK which may be difficult to locate in Africa. Maybe,
some Ambre Solaire or Piz Buin. These are very rare in Africa I believe.
If
so, let me know. I would of course look for a souvenir of Africa. Maybe
a Bearded Clam, or possibly a Chocolate Starfish. I know both are easily
obtainable in most African countries but entering these in UK is not so easy.
I
will speak with you soon, please let me know the DHL details where I can
send your gift, and let me know if I should look into transporting myself
to Africa.
warmest
and kindest regards,
your
brotha,
BILL
SMITH.
I
have attached a recent photo of me, and one of my wife in our national costume
of Scotland. I look forward to the photos of your family.
So,
I have to send him Ambre Solaire and Piz Buin. Wouldn’t have
thought he’d need sun tan lotion.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 17 Apr
Dear friend
Since you have decided
to come down to my country Nigeria West Africa i
will say that it's good
that way.
Well gift is good and
accepteble and i fill if you send me some thing i
have not seen in africa
is good too. My receving address is as follow--
1 Joseph Street Opebi
Ikeja Lagos Nigeria.
I could not send you
my family photograph due to my some litle problem with my scana, I will send
it to you tomorrow.
regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Should
be able to do better than Bill Smith.
From
BILL SMITH <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Fri, 18 Apr
No
problem with the photos, as long as I have a photo of you before I travel
holding a sign with my name this should be okay. In fact it may be
better if you make a sign with the name of one of my junior companies. Bill
Smith is a very common name and I would not like to miss you and you pick
the wrong person. When I travel I will make the reservation under my
company name 'IAMAD ILDO Ltd.' The sign should have my company
name so we know we have the right meeting. Please ensure you send me
this prior to our travel. Can you confirm where I should fly to. I
have looked into this and I can fly Air France to PH (where I would stay
in the Hotel Presidential I believe), or various airlines to Lagos (and to
the Sheraton). Let me know which is most convenient for you as each
is the same for me.
I'm
sure there are some legalities to go through to recover these funds. Do
you have any details on these so I can get my lawyer to go over them (in
strictest confidence obviously).
Please
let me know the next step we should take urgently in order we conclude our
transaction (DEAL) as soon as possible. I look forward to our continued
partnership.
Also,
you did not answer my question about guaranteeing my safety in
Nigeria. Can
you guarantee this thing?
How
is the weather this time of year in Nigeria? Should I bring lots of
warm clothing, or should I stick to thongs, strap-ons etc.?
I
hear Nigeria is a Mickey Mouse country, do you have a Disneyland?
Let
me know and enjoy your Easter break.
regards,
Bill.
Our
Mugu must be busy over Easter as he buys some time.
From Okoro
emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Fri, 18 Apr
Dear Friend
I received your mail
and the content well understood.
I will get back to you
and explain everything in no distant time, okay.
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
My first son. - Jimmy
Krankie. How he doesn’t spot a 50 something woman in kids clothing
is beyond me
From Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to
Okoro Fri, 18 Apr
Thank
you Doctor. I look forward to your response to we can carry on our
transaction (DEAL). Please forward me the legal documents we need to
facilitate the money transfer. I hope you are not stalling on me as
now that I know about the availability of the funds, I can assure you I am
a big man in business here and I will be able to find others will to help
me move the money. It is in both our interests to ensure we speed things
through before some unscrupulous characters try to steal our money from under
our noses.
I
look forward to hearing from you as soon as is convenient.
I
have attached a photo of my oldest son he is with his favourite teacher.
He
is a good looking boy eh? Please remember to send me photos, ideally with
the card you should make showing my company name. I can send you an
example of our letterhead which you could blow up into a big card if this
is easier???
Bill
What
happened to a couple of gifts. Laptops?, swiss watches.
From Okoro
emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Sat, 19 Apr
Dear friend
You can fly to Lagos
which is better than PH, because
Murlitalah Mohammed Airportis
the best International receiving Airport in Nigeria.
Immediately you buy your
flight ticket, mail and tell me your boarding Date and Arrival. And as soon
as you have ArrivedLagosAirport, take a car heir and move straight to Lagos
Sheraton Hotel chick-in and mail me from your Hotel Room to confirm your
Room Number to me after which I will meet with you for the conclusions of
the subject matter. Now about the identification, I will like it to
be "Mr.
Bill Smith" you
can use it to chick-in.
You can also bring along
with some gift for the top officials who will approve the payment. And the
gift should be two original Sony Laptop and four quality Swiss wriest watches
made of different company.
Finally I guaranty you
safety as you come Nigeriaand that of our transaction (DEAL). And also assure
you that we have no monkeys working around the street, but in zoo. I will
send a certificate of guarantee
“AUTHORITY TO REMIT” funds
release order from the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) to you on Tuesday,
for your verification. And (C.B.N) will not waste any time to transfer the
funds to your account as we may nominate upon the completion of the requirements.
So my friend Bill the funds can only be expressly approved if we speed up
with the necessary requirements.
Best regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Thanks
for the compliment Okoro. Saddam, Lily Savage and Jimmy Krankie, and
we’re all looking fine, fine.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Sat, 19 Apr
Your family photogrph
are all looking good.
Ulaoma
Need to get him wanting
to pick me up at the airport.
From Bill Smith
to Okoro Sun, 20 Apr
I
would prefer to be picked at the airport. I do not want to risk taxi,
I have heard these can be dangerous. Can you send one of your junior
partners to pick me? I probably intend traveling in around 10 days
time. If you can furnish me with documents for my lawyer to approve, and
supply me with photo of man picking me from airport holding a sign with my
company name (IAMAD ILDO Ltd). As discussed, I can supply a letterhead
if need be to help you make the sign.
This
is far too much monies to be amatuer with. We need professionalism
so I need to get full details before I travel. With the laptops and
watches (which seems expensive gifts, will they not be satisfied with some
souvenirs of Scotland - do you have corruption there or what?) and my business
class flights (I told you I am a big man)I will have spent around £5000
as it is. I cannot do this without some CAST IRON guarantees about
the money and my safety while in Lagos.
thanks,
Bill
That
wasn’t hard.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Tue, 22 Apr
Dear friend
Following your mail of
yesterday, of which I read today. I will say yes, Is Important You bring
along with three letterheads of your company, that is okay.
I will mail you the document
and my photo which you needed for sure in no distant time. And upon your
arrival I will be in the Airport to pick you by my self.
About the gift, see my
friend we are transacting a (DEAL) which is genuine, the only thing that
can stop us getting the funds exit from (C.B.N) is this officers, and the
only thing we can do for them to approved the payment express, without keeping
us on process is gift and the gift I told you is accepted officially here.
Once we get these things done they will approve the funds and transfer it
to your account without any questioning which is what we need.
Expect the documents
Regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
And
then the documents arrive. Made out to my company.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Wed, 23 Apr
Attach is my
International Passport and the document “AUTHORITY TO REMIT” which
I applied on your behalf as the beneficiary of the funds, waiting for claim.
The Central Bank of Nigeria
(C.B.N) did lift this Bond to guarantee you as the beneficiary of the USD$45million
in (C.B.N)
In this reason you are
to printout the Bond and sign below, after which you will scan it with your
Banking account detail which you will type in your letterhead pepper and
mail to me for normalizes.
Waiting for your immediate
action in the subject matter.
Regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Don’t
know if the files are corrupt but they’re huge so I’ve omitted
them, just bog standard stuff from them anyway. From my own time in
Nigeria, they don’t like being called a small boy, or a junior boy. Their
arrogance always means they like to think they are big. So, we’ll piss
him off by asking if he is big enough for this deal.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Wed, 23 Apr
Thank
you for the attached document. I will be sure to have this examined
and signed as soon as possible.
I
also admire your picture in your passport. I see you are only a junior
boy of 32 years old. Are you old enough to handle such a big transaction?????
I
have attached a copy of my letterhead/company logo. Please note that
due to the size of our deal I MUST see a picture of you or your junior partner
who will pick me at the airport holding a placard with this name.
I
will NOT travel until I have this most important thing. I am NOT WILLING
to arrive in Lagos without proof from your end that you can handle this deal. A
photograph will go some way to prove that you can handle things at your end.
As
soon as I receive this I intend booking my flights proper. Please keep
me informed.
Bill.
Now
he introduces his lawyer (who is obviously still the same guy using a different
e-mail address). That’s going to give me a chance to really
fuck with his head.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 24 Apr
Dear friend
I am very grateful to
inform you that I have received your mail with the attached letterhead which
you did not type you account number as I told you. Please all this is very
important because the lawyer that is helping us needs your banking information
to file-in an application to the ministries of Finance for approvals.
Therefore you don’t
need to be worried because I have involved a very powerful lawyer who will
assist us in arranging all the transferring document on your behalf as
I and him is to pick you up in the Airport.
Please you can send him
your banking information directly so that he will start processing the
paper works before you arrival. The lawyer name is John Phil
Johnson, and his email is jphil-johnson@lawyer.com or you may call him his
cell phone
234 8034093074. Any question you required to know you may as him. And do
not let the lawyer know that this transaction is a deal; make him to understand
that you are a contractor that want to receive his contract payment.
Note every arrangement
to conclude this transaction has been put in place with the assistant of
the lawyer who will go around with you for the settlement and transferring
of the funds from the Bank. And once again you most be aware that the agreement
is only between me and you do not let anybody even the lawyer to know about
this agreement as you may understand that this is a deal, it is secret and
confidential until the funds gets to your account in London, although you
most be here to confirm from the Bank if the funds have been in your account
after signing the release order.
Contact him as soon as
you receive this message. And beer in mind that the lawyer will clarify my
photo and his own to you as soon as you communicate him.
Best regards
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Now
to piss Okoro off, I have asked the “lawyer” if he can help me
get the lion’s share of the cash, and hide it from Okoro. This
should get Okoro’s back up. Check out the no.s used in the address,
sort code and account no. By this point I’m sure he’s
not going to pick up subtleties like these.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Thu, 24 Apr
Hello
sir, I have been given your name by my good friend Okoro emeka who is assisting
me with some business we have between Scotland and Nigeria.
He
has asked me to furnish you with bank details. These are as follows:
Lloyds
Bank
914
Diyahink Amfeel Road
Glasgow
Sort
code : 87-94-19
Account
No. : 69-ACE-419-BITROPY
The
above account is a new special holding account which needs to be
activated
via a password online through the website. As you are the man to pick me
at the airport, I am very concerned about securities. As soon as
I receive a photo of you holding my a card with my company name (letterhead
attached), I will forward you my phone no. with the password to contact
me.
Until I receive this photograph I CANNOT PROCEED WITH TRANSACTION.
I
am quite sure this TRANSACTION (DEAL) is safe with Okoro, but ony once I
get the above can I be absolutely sure we are all working with each other.
For the price of a photograph (and my business class flights, laptops and
watches for the bankers) we can ensure our countries enjoy good business
between each other.
I
will be purchasing 5 new Breitling watches worth approx £1250
each to facilitate our deals, 3 for the bank officials, one for customs and
one for Okoro (please do not let him know, this is my surprise for him for
introducing me to nigerian business), would you like one for yourself. I
can buy a Rolex for you if you do me one small favour. I would like
to increase my portion of the deal, can you hide something in the documents
to ensure my shares is the king in the transaction??? This must be
kept from Okoro. There is enough money still to be left for him to
enjoy a good life in Lagos???
Thanks,
Bill
Start
winding him up, tell him I’m going to rip off the lawyer with a fake
Rolex. I thought I'd explain the following bit.
Lloyds
Bank
914
Diyahink Amfeel Road
Glasgow
Sort
code: 87-94-19
Account
No.: 69-ACE-419-BITROPY
Diyahink
Am Feel, translates as 'Do you think I'm feel'; in a Scottish dialect,
feel means stupid, slow etc. Couldn't believe the Account No. whooshed
him though!
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Thu, 24 Apr
Okoro,
I have sent the lawyer the required information. However, I have left
the activate password secret for now until he proves his capability by sending
me the photo with the card he will make for meeting me at the airport. This
alone will prove the integrity of the deal.
I
have offered to buy him a Rolex for helping me with the deal. Is this
okay. If not, let me know and I will get a fake one from the market
here!!
He
will never know the difference.
Bill
Standard
response from the lawyer.
From
Jphil Johnson <jphil-johnson@lawyer.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 24 Apr
Dear Sir,
I received your mail
which was well noted.
Regards to the transaction
between you and my client Okoro who has just registered with my chamber,.
I hereby assured you great services since I will stand for you as my personal
client for the conclusion of this transaction.
Furthermore sir I expected
you to furnish me with your personal contact just as its stated below:
(1) Your full name and
address.
(2) Your private telephone
and Fax numbers.
(3) Your first and second
page of your International Passport.
This will enable me to
program my schedule and open a file on your name as my client and to prepare
letter of claim on your behalf with the Ministry of Finance where I will
submit your banking details for approvals on exchange control.
I wait to heir from you
or you can call me on my mobile phone number;
234-803-4093074.
Thanks.
Barr. Phil Johnson.
Should
wind our Mugu up now he knows I want to rip him off.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Jphil Johnson Thu, 24 Apr
So
you agree that as I am your client we can ensure my split is over that
agreed with Okuro? He will not notice until it is too late, by which time
I will be back in Scotland spending his money!! Ha ha. He has made
me spend much cash without him sending any of the photos I have asked with
the placard. This is a breach of protocol as far as I am concerned.
However,
I will of course have the surprise watch for him, which I hope he will
like. Do
you want me to buy you a gift from Scotland.
My
full name and private address (this is confidential) is
WIlliam
Smith
23
Tinthe Park
Glasgow
G2 3DG
I
do not have a fax machine, and my telephone no. does not accept international
calls. (My previous wife left me after she found me in bed with her mother,
for revenge she racked up horrendous bills on my phone). I have asked
this to be rectified soon in order we conclude our business. I will
let you know once this is done and send you the relevant number. AFTER
I RECEIVE THE PICTURE WITH MY COMPANY NAME.
My
international passport is with the Nigerian Embassy in London for a tourist
visa (apparently otherwise I would need a letter of invitation).
Please
I must have the picture to show your integrity with my placard. All
this business has so far been done without any show from the Nigerian end
that you mean business. This will go a long way to satisfy me that
you are working for my good.
thanks,
Bill.
Okay,
Okoro, cant go and buy a fake. Can I?
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 24 Apr
Dear Friend
Is good, as you have
sent him your banking information, as he needed to process the payment approvals.
Well as you have promise
to give him Rolex watch, and every person knows that neither Rolex has class,
let it not be the high one nor list but you should buy him a good one.
Remember that the lawyer
is only working for us, so you have no reason to tell him to send you photos
for you to know my transaction with you is real, before you can fly down;
Please and please don’tmake that mistake again, okay. You should
make him understand that you needed his help to release your contracted
funds
from (C.B.N). And you need to see our photo holding letterhead that I have
received from you so as to confirm who we are in the Airport upon your
arrival, that is all.
Please be utmost secrecy,
and do adhered to the Lawyer instructions so that he can loyally work for
us.
Best regards
Dr, Ulaoma Okoro
Now
I want to kill the lawyer.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Fri, 25 Apr
Okay
my good Dr., I will have utmost secrecy when dealing with this lawyer. Maybe
he is not so good and trustworthy. Possibly if he tries to betray our
trust we should leave him in a shallow grave in Lagos? We must do everything
we can to ensure our tracks are covered in this deal. I joke of course,
I want no-one hurt in our deal. Everyone should be exceedingly happy
at the end of the day.
Why
do you say not to buy a Rolex. No problem, what I can do is buy him
a different type, possibly the recent make 'PROBA BLAYCAN a TELLITHYME'
(the name is a Mandarin proverb meaning 'he who wears watch not need clock'),
this is made by the TAG HEUR corporation and apparently are a very good
timepiece.
Please,
the photo with my letterhead. This is my only way of ensuring you are
onside with me. As soon as I have this I will be booking my flights
to Lagos (I will travel with KLM so I can have a day in Amsterdam before
I come down - get up to a bit of nonsense over there).
Thanks,
Bill.
Okoro
slips up as he lets on he knows I was going to buy him a watch. Don’t
know why
he's
upset about me asking the lawyer for a photo though?
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Fri, 25 Apr
dear friend
i received your mail
this morning with mix feelings I cannot understand why you are telling the
lawyer to send you his photo do you know what you are doing, could you believe
that the lawyer called me this morning and started asking me the type of
business we are doing that will warrant you to ask of his photograph.
please I bag you in the
name of God stop telling him to give you his picture photograph to avoid
him stop working for us as I believe that he is a good lawyer and powerful
and he is a lawyer that has a connection with Banks and ministries.
Can you please do what
ever he ask you to do so that he will secure all the fund transfer document
correctly to avoid any mistake. if you are not happy about the gift I ask
you to bring the motivate the bankers, please forget about it and let face
our business as I know that as soon as this fund is transferred successfully
I will buy any kind of watch for my self.
Please I will advice
you to prepare quickly so that we do not have problems for transferring this
fund out from bank because this government change every day as you know the
director of international remittance who has been waiting to assist us can
be change from the sit any moment the new government comes in the power.
note that the lawyer
informed me this morning that it is impossible for him to send is picture
to you since he is not involved in our business he is only working for us
to be paid as soon as we confirm our funds into your account .so please don't
ask him about that again, i assure you 100% risk free on this transaction.
I will make sure you
have your good hospitality as soon as you are here.
I wait to see you my
friend.
Dr, Ulaoma Okoro
Call
him a small man again to try and prise this photo from him.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Fri, 25 Apr
No
problem Okoro, but I was under the impression the lawyer would pick me from
the airport. Regardless I need the picture complete with my letterhead
from whoever will pick me from the airport. This is a MUST before we
can conclude the deal. I am NOT prepared to travel all the way to Africa
without concrete proof that we have integrity from both sides. I have
supplied my name, address, bank account details and a copy of my letterhead,
and it appears I cannot get a simple photo. Is there small men involved
in this deal who cannot handle the size of the monies involved?????
Did
the lawyer tell you about the surprise gift I had for you (the watch)? I
am disappointed with this. Fuck him, he's getting nothing from me now
then. This was to be my surprise to you to cement our relationship
and he has now spoiled this thing by telling you.
Bill
From Okoro
emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Sat, 26 Apr
Dear friend
I will send you the photo
with your letterhead on my hands, once you receive it please buy your ticket
and fly down, I will be the one to come and pick you in the Airport okay.
The lawyer called me
yesterday after I have sent you the last mail and he is asking for 10% of
the funds before he can work for us. But, do you know my answer to him, you
have decided not to use him as our lawyer again. And I also told him that
you have decide to workout everything your self and that this transaction
is not a deal, that you are a contractor who has been contracted by the Federal
government and you have done the contract and the Federal government has
inspected your contracting area which is well done. So I have pushed
him out for his acts.
We will use another good
lawyer who will do the job perfectly to replace him okay.
Best regards.
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
HE
SENDS ME A PICTURE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MAGAZINE.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Mon, 28 Apr
Dear friend
Note the attachment is
my photo. As soon as you receive it, after reading from this mail please
go ahead and buy your KLM flight ticket and fly down to Lagos Nigeria
so that we can conclude our transaction without any waste of time.
Meanwhile you have to
send me your flight schedule to enable me be at the Airport 1hour before
you arrive. Once again I will assure you that every machinery has been put
in place for our transaction to be successful.
I am waiting to see you
my friend.
Best regards,
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Might
as well find out what this is going to cost me.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Mon, 28 Apr
Okoro,
You are not holding my letterhead. I am provisionally booked on the
following flights (KLM is full, so I need to fly Virgin), but I WILL NOT
CONFIRM until I have a propa photo of you holding my letterhead. This
alone will show you are a genuine man with my best interests at heart. This
is all I ask of you, can you do this one thing for me?
Will
we be able to enjoy some of the local women when we are in Lagos, I have
never shared my bed with a black woman before and look forward to giving
one a right good seeing too.
Can't
wait now, but please the proper photo so I can phone Virgin and confirm.
Depart
London 01 May 2003, Arrive Lagos 02 May 2003 0500. I will be upper class.
Will
you be able to assist me with customs clearance, I am going to have the
laptops and the watches and do not want for me to have to give them allaway
to some
corrupt Nigerian. Also, I guess I will need spending money, and money
to grease the wheels in Nigeria? How much will I need again? I
will go the bank as soon as I have your photo with letterhead.
Thanks,
Bill.
No,
no Okoro, you’re not wriggling out that easy, I want my picture.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Mon, 28 Apr 2003
dear friend
i have giving you my
photograhp which i took at my 14 chieftancies titule and beleive it's
the only thing i can do for our trust to be firm. if you still needs me to
take
a photo with your letterhead which is delaying the processing of this
transaction, i will not do that it will delay us getting the aprovals as
schedule instard
you can stop coming so that after the transaction i will come there my
self when the funds is transfered into your account with the payment slip
to comfirm
and drow the $ out from your account for disboursments.
if that is okay to you
then you can DHL the gift and send the me $9,000.00 to go about everything
so that the fund will be in your account in 124hours after i get approvals.
looking forwards to hear
from you.
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Better
give my mugu a hard time!
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Mon, 28 Apr 2003
No
picture with letterhead - no deal. For all I know the picture of you
in the chiefs outfit could be a photo of someone else you know, or simply
scanned from a magazine. As I said - I have proven my integrity
by sending you the account details, I have bought the gifts at great cost
to myself. For the amounts of money you can make from this deal surely
you can visit a local photo shop and take your photo with my letterhead. I
can only accept this as it is the only sure fire way I know who I am
dealing with, and will know that you have complete integrity in getting
this deal
concluded.
I
am only sorry you have wasted my time in these matters of importance.
Three
times you have promised me the photo with my letterhead but failed to
deliver. How
can I have surefire confidence in our deal if you continue to fail me in
such a small task????? If it is the money to get the picture then
think about it, by this time of next week we will have millions of dollars
to share
- surely the photograph is a small price to pay.
I
am willing to carry $9000 to meet you man to man in Lagos (what is this money
for anyway - small beer to ensure such large riches so I am willing to carry
it), but as you will appreciate this is a lot of money and the above method
is the only way I can think to be 100% that I am dealing with an honest man.
Let
me know if I should tell Virgin to cancel my flights.
I
can only hope that at some time in the future I meet a responsible man who
comes across a deal such as yours.
In
sadness,
Bill
Back
on track!
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Mon, 28 Apr
My dear friend
do not be In sadness okay, the deal will move on as I will take the picture
immediately am out off my office okay and I will send it to you latest by
tomorrow.
So get preparing to get
on bored.
Expect the pic.
Yours Truly
Hassle
him to get moving.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Tue, 29 Apr
My
friend, please. Where is the photo of you with the letterhead. I
need to confirm my flights as soon as possible and go to the bank to
withdraw the required cash.
Have
you booked me into a hotel. A suite in the Sheraton would be fine
as long as the Sheraton do not have a problem with me enjoying female
company
in my room.
Thanks
in anticipation,
Bill.
Okoro
is obviously really going to send me a real photo of him. See how
he gets his excuses in early as to why the previous photos will bear
no resemblance
to him.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Tue, 29 Apr
Dear Friend
Your mail to confirm
your hotel reservation and the photo with your letterhead is well received.
I have taken the photo
with your letterhead in the morning while I am heading to my office and have
collected it on my way back home, I will be sending you the photo in no distant
time. But what I want you to understand is that the photo in my International
Passport I took at my 24years when am not married, after I arrived from United
State where I school. And the photo I sent to you after my International
Passport was the one I take on my 14 chieftaincies title. I will send another
photo, which I have, my wife kneeling down in front of the King who crown
me and my wife in that day which making it the 14 Coronation, including the
one you requested.
There is no problem in
your hotel reservation and the pretty Nigerian girl, which you will enjoy
in your hotel room, okay.
So after you receive
the photos please send me exactly your flight schedule.
Looking forwards to see
you.
Yours Truly.
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Wonder
if he’s seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Wed, 30 Apr
I
understand well that your photos may have been taken some time ago, and the
photo you send me with my letterhead might bear no resemblance whatsoever
to the photos of young men you sent me earlier.
Anyway
can you please answer me 2 questions.
1. How
much money do I need to bring. $9000 for the release and how much
spending money will I need?
2.a How
much will the pretty nigerian girll cost me? Will she be adventurous
in the sack with me?
2.b What...
is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Please
respond with picture asap, it is now Wednesday and I need to leave tomorrow
afternoon for London to catch the Lagos flight. Thankfully I got
Upper Class so I don't have to sit amongst all the indigens.
Bill
Good
guy! He’s sorting me out with hookers!! Wahey.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Wed, 30 Apr
Dear friend Bill
You can now see my photos
as we agreed. And what is your age?
Apart from the $9,000.00
which is meant to complete to sick for the approvals, there will also be
a need for you to put extra money $5,000.00 or more to make sure we settle
the new Lawyer I have implored for his services who is the Central Bank Accredited
Attorney At Banking Law and for any matter that may arise before we conclude.
But be assured that the $45,000.000.00 is ready for us to claim and the Lawyer
have gone round and verified that it will only take us but 72hours to be
in position of this funds.
Do not worry about the
pretty Nigerian girls I will take care of that at all cost to see that you
have the best in bed in your hotel room, okay.
All arrangement to pick
you at the Airport has been concluded please give me you flight schedule
as soon as you read from this mail.
I can’t wait to
see you. (I bet you cant so you can put a bullet in my head and
steal all my cash)
Sincerely
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
He
sends me a picture of himself, a full length one in a nice red suit. I
cant read the letter so I need something better.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Wed, 30 Apr
Okoro,
what do you take me for? A complete fool? I received your photo
which DOES NOT have you holding my letterhead (copy attached again), which
you should make into a card visible enough for me to see at the airport. I
do not know what this thing you are holding is but it is certainly not my
LETTERHEAD. I must be able to clearly see the letterhead in the
picture. Maybe get a close up picture with you holding the letterhead
under your chin
so I can see it clearly.
$14000
will not be travelling with me on Thursday night unless I get this TODAY
and WE CLOSE OUR BUSINESS NOW. I am beginning to THINK YOU ARE
NOT CAPABLE OF CLOSING THIS DEAL IF YOU CANNOT DO A SIMPLE THING TO SHOW
YOUR
INTEGRITY.
I
have better things to spend my hard earned money on, even if it is a small
amount like $15000 (plus flights, laptops, watches and whores)
I
am disappointed in you.
Bill
And
it worked.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Wed, 30 Apr
Dear friend Bill
I reveived your mail
with mix filling for how you have addressed me this morning after all my
effort to take the picture which i did as you
reqeusted, but you are
asking me to take other one with you letterhead bold.
well, I will take another
one today just to please you and that will be after my officail duty in the
next 2hours from now and sent it to you, I hope that will be okay for you.
Regards
Dr.Ulaoma Okoro
BINGO!
EBOLA
MONKEY NOTE: IAMA DILDO? After taking a closer look at the photo,
I now see it. Yes you are my Nigerian friend.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Wed, 30 Apr
DEAR FRIEND ,
I AM WRIHTING TO INFORM
YOU THAT I HAVE GONE TO TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE IN OTHER
TO MAKE YOU BELEIVE THAT ALL THAT WE ARE DOING IS TO TRUST EACH OTHER IN
THIS TRANSACTION .
BUT I WANT
YOU TO KNOW ONE THING ABOUT BEING HONEST TO OURSELVES SO THAT
WE WILL ACHEIVE
SUCCESS
TOWARDS THE CONCLUSSION OF THIS BUSINESS.,BECAUSE I FOUND
OUT AT THE EARLIER STAGE THAT YOU DID NOT TRUST ME BY YOU SENDING
TO ME PICTURES
OF
SADDAM HUSSEN WHOM YOU KNOW THAT EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS,I
DONT KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT,YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOUR MIND B4
NOW,SO THAT
I WILL KNOW
ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE WAY TO SEEK FOR ASISTANCE FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.
I STILL BELEIVE IN YOU
THAT YOU WILL HELP ME TO GET THIS FUNDS OUT OF THIS COUNTRY .YOU CAN NOW
HAVE MY PICTURE WITH YOUR LETTER HEADED PAPER.
ATTACHED HERE WITH THE
PHOTO INCLUDING MY PASSPORT .
DR,ULAOMA OKORO
Now
to put a spin on things I introduce my bodyguards who must travel
with me, Ill be interested to see his response when he finds
out I’m not traveling
alone. Ronnie and Reggie Kray! Note someone has obviously
pointed out that its unlikely Saddam Hussein is coming.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Thu, 1 May
Thank
you very much for your picture, I will confirm my Virgin flight
tonight to go to Lagos. I arrive Lagos at 0500 tomorrow
morning.
I
have attached my real picture now that we are so close to concluding
the deal. I have also attached a photo of my two bodyguards who are traveling
with me. Can you let me know if it is permissible for them to carry
firearms whilst we are in Nigeria? We have clearance for
them to carry them on the plane (in the hold obviously), but
need to know if
they can carry
the guns on the street in case someone trys to beat me up and
steal my money (as if eh?, but they travel everywhere with me).
The
one on the left is Ronnie and the one on the right is Reg (or
is it the other way about? I always forget). My photo is also attached (the real me
this time) wearing my favourite hat. The other photos are
really my wife and my first son.
See
you tomorrow god willing.
Bill
I
SENT HIM MY REAL PHOTO (OF DAVE ANGEL FROM THE FAST SHOW) AND
A PHOTO OF MY BODYGUARDS, REG AND RON KRAY. TO MY SURPRISE
OKORO IS NOT BOTHERED ABOUT THE GUARDS. MY GUESS IS HE IS TIED
IN WITH THE POLICE
IN LAGOS.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Thu, 1 May
Dear friend
Your mail is well received,
your picture and the one of your body guards is welcomed.
I have also noted your
flight schedule and will be expecting to see you face to face. Now about
you bodyguards coming with firearms are okay if you have the clearance with
you as well to pass it through the Airports, for any inspection.
Finally I will be waiting
to see you for us to conclude.
Thanks for your co operations.
Dr Ulaoma Okoro
TIME
FOR A SPANNER IN THE WORKS I THINK.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Thu, 1 May
Okoro,
Can
you explain something to me? When I went to the Nigerian Embassy
today and asked about my business I explained I was meeting someone
to set up a deal to export Dortti Blake Minj from Nigeria to
Scotland. However
they did not believe me as they know the Dortti Minj is freely available
here in Glasgow. They then explained something called the 419 fraud
to me. This sounded very similar to our deal. They asked
if I had any information on you, and when I showed them your photo so they
knew you were an honest businessman, they said you were a fine boy, and had
a record of 419ing people before. Tell me this is not true Okoro. Please. I
still have complete confidence in you. In fact I think
you are a big confidence man? Am I right?
They
were going to keep my passport but I managed it to release. However
these Nigerians were not honest men like you Okoro so I had to give them
all the laptops and watches. Luckily I did not have the
cash with me so it is safe.
Let
me know how I should proceed.
Bill.
From
another e-mail address I decided to try and find out what was in store for
me.
From
Michael Maws to Okoro
EMEKA,
MICHAEL
MAWS OF NIGERIAN EMBASSY HERE. WE WILL NOT LET BILL SMITH OF
IAMAD ILDO TRAVEL TONIGHT UNLESS ME AND MY COLLEAGUE KIRIAN ARE
CUT INTO THE CASH
FROM HIM. PLEASE
I CAN ARRANGE POLICE HELP IN LAGOS TONIGHT. WHAT IS YOUR PLANS FOR THIS OEBO
MUGU? WE HAVE RELEASED HIM WITH PASSPORT, NICE LAPTOPS.
BUT WILL ARREST HIM AT LONDON AIRPORT AGAIN IF WE NO HEAR FROM
YOU.
PLEASE
REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL. PRIVATE AND NOT FOR EMBASSY EYES.
IF
YOU DO NOT LET ME KNOW PLANS FOR SMITH I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED AT MURTALA
MOHAMMED AIRPORT THIS MORNING.
Changed
his mind about the guns. Must have thought, Hang on!
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith
Dear Smith,
Thanks for your last
mail.
Your two body guard can
only be allowed in our country without guns. It is against our laws here.
Please i
want you to send your detailed flight schedule to me so that
i can make hotal
reservations for you.
I think and am happy
that our embassy has answered the 419 scam to you by telling you that i am
a person you should have confidence on and can do business with me. In this
regard what we are doing is nothing but good deal, and bear in mind that
my government are not happy the way a lot of money are being moved out of
this country by ministry workers,this is why the always scare any foreigner
who wants to come to Nigeria for any business. So please you should not take
that as anything,because most of the top militry officers/presidents use
the same way to syphon government purse/money.
Dont bother mush about
the gifts,the embassy has taken from you just proceed to nigeria and lets
conclude this deal.
I will be in the airport
in the morning waiting for your arrival by 0500am local time.
Yours,
Okoro.
Hope
he hasn’t seen Pulp Fiction either.
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Thu, 1 May
Thank
you. I knew by your picture you could not be one of these 419 scamsters. I
know they are the scum of the earth and when God finally takes his vengeance
these people will be the first to die a death of a hundred strap-ons. All
about 4 inches thick and 18 inches long. Man, that 419ers
will have tears from their eyes believe me.
There's
a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel
25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by
the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed
is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and
the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with
great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you."
I
been sayin' that shit for years.
Anyway
see you tomorrow nice and early I guess. Are my nice Nigerian women
all ready and waiting for action? Hope they swallow.
Looks
like Okoro wasted a bunch of time running round Lagos airport
trying to find out if I was on that flight. He’s
even told that a Bill Smith WAS on the flight (which I seriously
doubt).
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Fri, 2 May
Dear friend
What is going on? Have
you arrived Lagos Nigeria?
I waited for you in the
Airport endlessly without seeing you. After which I ask the Airport controller
to alert all his boys including the emigration officer to help and search
for you, before I find my way out leaving them and hoping they will see you
and take you to hotel to rest before I can meet with you.
If you can read from
this mail you will understand that I have missed you and if some one has
pick you from the Airport may be my Lawyer or any person please do inform
me as I have not see my Lawyer or some of the junior staff of cbn which I
sent to also help to see if you have missing your way. And I have ask the
virgin airliner operation officer for the manifest which they deniers me
which I suspected something is wrong some were, but the Airport controller
director has giving me his word that somebody called Bill Smith has find
his way in side the country.
Then please tell me how
you getting or are you not the person?
Communicate
me as soon as possible and remember if you do not, you will have
your self
to blame
at last because I am saying this so that I will hear from you
to be sure because I don’t know the hands you have falling, but I pray you don’t
fall into a bad hands that will rack you off.
Dr Ulaoma Okoro
Make
him think I really turned up. Used a bit of local knowledge
for authenticity!
From
Bill Smith <resdog2003@yahoo.co.uk> to Okoro Fri, 2 May
Okoro,
I was met
from the flight by colleagues of the guys who stole my equipment
at the Embassy. They
had official paperwork so I had to go with them. They are not doing
much at the moment and I am living in a place called Victoria Island? Do
you know it? Earlier, they took me for what they called chow at a place
called 'Tribes', it seemed okay but I do not know what is happening. They
have taken almost all my money and have only left me with small
Niara so I can afford to pay for food and a couple of your lovely
Dorrtti Blake
Minjes.
Okoro, can you use your
influence as a big man in Nigeriai PLEASE?
I have to go now as a
man called Ben Ojei will be back soon as he has promised to 'tayr me anoo
aynoos'? Do you know what this means?
He’s
on the warpath. This was sent to the e-mail address I used
to pose as the customs officer.
From:
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Michael Maws
You are just
very stiped why not you ask the person you thing is a mugu to tell you his
missions after you collected his laptop and still think you are smart enough
to sting me together with him as you did, after all who gave you my email
address you all are very stupid and if you thing that all what you people
are there in the embbasy is to block the success of Nigeria, aha you have
hit your hands on a stone face and if you think you have connection to stop
people who is coming into this faithful country by obtaining there treasury
or there money you will have your self to bleak started from now, you are
done with and will leave without any notice just keep crying from now bums.
If I see you my self you will know that you are just a cockroach on my table.
And they
respond. Im
now trying to find out what Okoro had in store for me when I
got off the flight.
From
Michael Maws <michaelmaws@yahoo.co.uk> to
Okoro
Emeka,
I
am writing from a room in the Sheraton Lagos in Smith's room. We have
the $15,000 and some very nice watches. We do not want to compromise
you in the deal. We are telling Smith we are doing this for his security,
but I think he is worthwhile for some more dollars. What
was your plan for Smith once he arrived???
Tell
us what you had planned for this white mugu, then we can talk.
He
will not give us too much info. We need to know what you had planned
for him, murder, beating, kidnap???. We will tell him your
plans, and take more money from him under the pretence we will
be arresting
you, but
we need info on what you were to do with him once you picked
him at the airport. Then we will reveal our identitiy and we
can meet to split the
monies!
Michael
Good
idea regarding the bodyguards and the firearms - both of the white men are
now sleeping for eternity across in Victoria Island.
I
get the impression Okoro is all worried now that this thing has spiraled
a wee bit out of control.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith Sat, 3 May
My dear friend
bill
They have reach me, just
hold your bright and keep communicating with me in every step they are taking
you and keep smiling face to them until I willtell you what to do, in no
distant time okay.
Yours faithfully
Dr. Ulaoma Okoro
Now
he tries to negotiate with the guys holding me hostage.
From:
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Michael Maws
Where
are you now? can you meet with me and let us discourse face to
face tell
me since
you have him and his $ and also the present he brought by your
side and you want to meet with me for negotiations. well
good how do we meet then?
Then
warns me to get out as soon as possible. Almost feel sorry for him,
I think hes shitting himself! Not sure what fiatfully means.
From
Okoro emeka <ulaoma@yahoo.com> to Bill Smith wrote:
my dear friend
<