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Sent: Wednesday, July 30, 2003 3:00 PM
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP TO INVEST FOR ME AND MY FAMILY

Good day and Compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly. My family and I are true Christians and worship's God truthfully. I got your contact through
Internet during my research on some one who could help us. I am a female student Of University of Nigeria, Lagos. I am 22 yrs old. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction.
Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left my mother I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his death. I was a Princess to him and I and my brother are the only people who can take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth he left behind. He left up to USD 27, 350, 000.00 dollars (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS) with a security company, and I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my consent because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact which I
strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure and invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box contaning the money out from the security company, based on your reply I will furnish you with more details on how we can proceed. I am ready to pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in securing this money and another 10%
interest of Annual Income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickl as possible. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free.
I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,
Princess

From Prince Upyurz to Princess Cklara

Dear Princess Cklara,

Thank you for your wonderful letter..and what a coincidence as I am a Prince too.. my real name is Prince Upyurz...I would be delighted to help you deal with this transaction so please e mail me as son as possible.

Yours sincerely

Apagusta

Prince Upyurz

From To Princess Cklara to Prince Upyurz

Dear , greetings in the name of the lord,
how are you today, hope this mail see you in good condition. recieved your mail and we are glad to work with you.i told my aged mum about your willingness in helping my family she was very happy to work with you, well you can reach us on 234 1 7911099, thats our home phone number, please contact our late fathers personal assistance on 234 1 776 6472 his mail id [email protected], so that he will tell you what to do and how to get this fund and invest it for us, please contact him because he is a busy man, waiting for your update after contacting him.

thanks and God bless,
regards princess and family

please note that this fund is our only hope of survival.

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

Hi Kenneyappollos,

The priness family sent me your e mail address and said you would explain to me the deal you are mentioning...

this is a wonderful opportunity for me to make a load...

praise the lord...

I am needing major heart surgery at the moment and this deal will allow me to go to america to see the top surgeons I need. Please send me detail as soon as possible..this is a god given chance of a lifetime...my family would love to help as well if necessary...do you want us to come to nigeria to deal with this in person ?

reply soonest please..

apagusta
Prince Upyurz

From Prince Upyurz to Princess Cklara CC to Kennyappollos

Hi kennyappollos and Princess Cklit,

How are they hanging? Well, I hope. Know I haven't heard from you after my e mails but I am so excited about this thought would write to give you some insight into our genuineness and our readiness to to make a trip to nigeria to meet up and conclude this thing as soon as possible. My three sons are ok to come with me ...they could be good for you...I will tell you about them.......

Olloe..studied astronomy at university and still keen to study Uranus...but now 30 ...150kgs and in the army.

Rupeo..studied geometry at university and knows every angle there is...now 27 slightly bigger than Olloe at about 170kgs and with the military police so very well connected...lastly

Tobu the youngest but not the smallest at about 190kgs ...studied Dicology at university and now just back from Iraq with the 7th paras...he is a real tease but hard as nails...great for looking after me...last time we had trouble out he bite some dude's four fingers off and fed them to him ...

anyway enough about my team...how are you ?...this type of business requires great secrecy so when you write use a codename to identify yourself, then I will know I am talking to you. Would phone but my work colleagues are a bunch of nosey bastards and will probably want some action as they are always asking me to get them in touch with Rupeo to study Uranus as well, but no chance. He'ss looking forward to furthering his studies in nigeria and perhaps you will be able to help him.

Can you suggest a good hotel we can stay in....4 or 5 star only...can't stand dosshouses...no mud hut shit...also we want to go on a bashing safari...any chance you can sort that too...we will pay of course for any arrangements you can make.

As a measure of good faith we would like to bring presents for the Princess and her family...can you suggest anything that would help to make their life happier...from the sound of her mu ..how about a Stanna Stairlift for her ?...they come boxed and are really easy to install

DIY...What would you like Kenny? A laptop or watch perhaps. Anyway give it some thought and let me know soonest...

Use the codename....SHONETEEHOUSE when you write next. I will know it is you and feel more secure in discussing this really important business...

I am desperately in need of serious heart surgery so any journey to lagos may put considerable strain on me but I am prepared to travel anywhere to do this deal...i am nearly 60 and just over 200 kgs myself..the heat gets me but I will come ...so will Olloe, Rupeo and Tobu all over you and this wonderful opportunity...we are your men ...don't offer this to anyone else but us...please I implore you...perhaps my sons could help Princess Cklata open up her horizons...they are men of the world and busting to get hold of some sweetness....know what I mean Appollos...by the way are you related to Apollo Creed...the Rocky boxer? Reply quickest possible so we can cement some plans for us to help you

regards,

Apagusta
Prince Upyurz

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

LET ME FIRST OF ALL INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU VERY WELL,MY NAME IS BARISTER KENNETH UCHE,AND I AM 45 YEARS OLD,MARRIED WITH A SON,I LIVED AT NUMBER 4 OGUNSAYNA DRIVE LAGOS ISLAND,HOUSE 20,MY OFFICE ADDRESS IS AT NUMBER 1 VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA,AND MY TEL;NUMBER IS +00234 1 776 64 72,MY

INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT NUMBER IS A1564218.MARRIED WITH A WIFE.

SO ABOUT PRINCESS FAMILY,I HAVE BEEN THIER FAMILY ATTORNEY FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS NOW EVEN BEFORE THE DEATH OF THIER BELOVED FATHER,THE NAME IS PRINCESS IN FULL IS PRINCESS CKLARA CHIOMA AJANA,AND THE NAME OF IS YOUNGER BROTHER IS PRINCE KENNETH AJANA,AND THIER AGED MUM NAME IS MRS LUCY AJANA,AND THIER LATE FATHERS FULL NAME IS CHIEF MICHEAL AJANA,

BEFORE MY CLIENT LATE CHIEF MICHEAL AJANA'S DEATH,HE IS 79 YEARS OLD AND MARRIED WITH SEVEN WIFE AND HAVE ALOT OF CHILDREN AND GRAND CHILDREN,SO AFTER HIS DEATH,THE TRIBULATION STARTED WITH ALL THE MEMBER'S OF LATE CHIEF AJANA'S FAMILY,NOW THIER UNCLE CALLED STANIC MDRID AJANA,START LOOTING THE FAMILY WEALTH AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE SUCCEDED IN TAKING ALOTS OF=20 PROPERTIES FROM THE WIVES OF LATE CHIEF AJANA'S,BUT ON THE STORY OF PRINCESS AND MUM IS NOT LIKE THAT,THOUGH THIS UNCLE OF THIER'S ARE VERY FURRIOS IN TAKING OVER EVERYTHING FROM THEM,BUT HE DID NOT KNOW OF THIS FUND THAT IS NOW IN LONDON OFFICE OF TRANS-GLOBAL UNDER COVER SECURITY COMPANY LONDON,

I WILL NOT LIKE TO OPEN UP EVERY DETAILS TO YOU NOW,I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL ME ON MY TELEPHONE NUMBER THAT I HAVE GAVE YOU SO THAT I WILL EXPLAIN EXACTILY ON HOW I AND YOU WILL TEAM UP TO HELP THIS LITTLE PRINCESS AND MUM,BECAUSE IS VERY IMPORTANT WE MAKE THIS ARRENGEMENT FAST BECAUSE ALL READY THE FUND HAVE ACCUMULATE SOME SMALL DUMORAGE IN THE HAND'S OF THE SECURITY AGENT,SO CALL ME OK.

AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO PLEASE SEND ME ALL YOUR DETAILS INFORMATIONS LIKE

PROFILE AND TELEPHONE NUMBERS SO THAT I CAN ASSSES IF I CAN DEAL WITH YOU,BECAUSE I WILL NOT LIKE TO MISLEAD MY CLIENT BECAUSE THAT MONEY IS THEIR ONLY HOPE FOR SURVIVAL AND PRINCESS AND KENNETH HOPE OF FINFISHING THIER EDUCATIONS,SO THE MAIN REASON WHY I NEED YOUR PROFILE IS FOR ME TO START UP THE PAPER WORK HERE,AFTER I AND YOU MUST HAVE REACH AN AGREEMENT ON HOW WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS.

THANK YOU FOR CARING FOR THIS FAMILY.

FROM

BARRISTER KENNETH UCHE

NOTE;I WELL KNOW OF LATE CHIEF MICHEAL MINS OF GETTING FUND,IS FROM THE MONEY HE ALWAYS REALISE FROM OIL THAT IS ARROUND HIS KINGDOM,WHICH HE ALWAYS GET 5% OF ANY OIL BEEN MOVED DAILY,SO HIS WEALTH IS FROM LEGAL MEANS THANK YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU.

WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

Dear SHONETEEHOUSE

what i am actually trying to let you understand in this transactioin is that i am personal assistance to late chief micheal ajana,and he have entrusted this transaction to me to help is family to handle,and askme to make sure that i help the family to get some body that will invest this fund for his family.so this is what i want us to do now because we cannot just work for this family without knowing our own reward.as i well know that this transaction will requird you spending money and me spending as well
before we will be able to get this fund for the family.

now this family are given me just one percent out of the total fund, and they promise to give you ten percent for the work that you are going to do for them in investmenting the fund,and paying the dummorrage that this fund have accumulate right,now i will like you to understand that you will write to this family of late chief ajana and ask them that the 10% they are given you is very poor for helping them paying for clearance charges before the fund will be realse to you in LONDON,i spoke to the security that is in charge of this fund in london,so they told me that as a situation that you cannot come on monday,they will help you in transafering this fund to your nominated bank account if the dummorage is finally cleared by you the beneficairy,because beneficiary normally pays for that,so i will definitily like you to do it this way,you and i will have to agree to get 40% from your own side and you will have to give me just 10% so that i will make my own share of the job total 11%.and yours will be fully 30% .because they dont have any other chioce to go than to take my advise,so i will definitily like you to agreed on this arrengement so that i and you can benefit much and we will then give the family 60% which you are going to invest for them on easte bussiness.and some part in helping to build up the church,remember

that there is outstanding bill to pay like $5,000 us dollars for the clearance charges of the fund from london before mr aabraham napoleon will have to effect the transacfer,so we must get the 40% for this instead of the family iniatially 10% been promise by them to pay us.

pls let me know your onw view piont or if you have any questions feel free to ask ok.

again i will like you to write a powerfull letter to the family,protesting about the 10%,letting them know that you will have to spend money by helping them in paying for the dummorrage which is the work of the true beneficairy,so that the security company will have your name first and be sure that the family have authorise you to do that for authenticating of this realsement of this fund. you will have to protest about the 10% so let this family know that what you will need is 40 % ok.

so pls let me know your aim.so that i and you will build up the trust behind this,

god bless you

if you want to call me pls dial your international dialing code,then =dial=20 234 1 776 64 72.i will be there to pick your call.
regards

barrister kenneth uche.

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

AS SOON AS I HEARD FROM YOU I WILL DEFINITILY TRY MY BEST TO START THE PAPER WORK AND AFTER I FINISH,I WILL THEN FORWARD IT TO YOU SO THAT YOU WILL SIGN AND I WILL THEN GIVE YOU THE TELEPHONE NUMBER OF LONDON TO CONTACT THEM FOR IMMIDIATILY CLEARING OF THIS FUND AND HELP YOU IN MOVING IT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OK. GOD BLESS YOU,WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. PLS SEND YOUR PROFILE.

HERE IS THE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER OF DR BENSON WILLIAMS IN LONDON TELEPHONE NUMBER IS; 0044 7950 446066,CALLED HIM FOR INSTRUCTIONS SO THAT HE CAN EASILY EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT TO DO IN CLEARING THIS FUND OUT FROM CUSTOM BONDED WAREHOUSE IN LONDON,HE IS THE DIPLOMATIC COURRIERS AGENT REPRESNTATIVE BASED IN LONDON.SO HE HAVE ALL THE CONTACT NUMBER OF THE CUSTOM THAT IS INCHARGE OF THE CLEARING OF THE FUND,CALL HIM FOR DIRECTIONS AND INSTRUCTIONS OK.

GOD BLESS YOU SIR.

REGARDS

BARRISTER KENNETH UCHE.

NOTE AS FOR MY OWN PART I WILL HELP THIS FAMILY TO SECURE ALL THE LEGAL DOCUMENTATION THAT WILL AUTHENTICATE YOUR'S BENEFICAIRY STATUS,SO LEAVE THAT ONE FOR ME AS SOON AS IS OUT I WILL DEFINITILY SEND YOUR OWN COPY TO YOU OK.

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE TO CLEARED UP THE FUND FROM CUSTOM BONDED WAREHOUSE IN LONDON WITH THE IMMNSE HELPING HAND OF DR BENSON WILLIAMS ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 00447950446066.

PLS CALL HIM FOR INSTRUCTIONS OK.

CHECK THE ATTARCHMENT AND VIEW MY CLIENT PICTURE WHEN THEY ARE LIVING HAPILY BEFORE THE SUDDEN DEATH OF LATE CHIEF MICHEAL,SO EVERYTHING WENT APART.

PLS SCAN YOUR'S AS WELL AND SEND TO ME,AND MIND YOU THIS BUSSINESS IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTAILS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE HIGH VOLUME OF MONEY INVOLVE,SO I WILL NOT ENTATAIN TO DEAL WITH NOISE MAKER,BUT COOL SOMEBODY AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL MY ON MY MOBILE SO THAT I CAN INSTRUCT YOU MORE ABOUT THIS TRANSACTIONS,SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU MORE AND MORE OF WHAT TYPE OF DOCUMENT I WILL NEED TO HELP YOU IN SECURING IN THE COURT BEFORE YOU WILL TRAVEL TO LONDON FOR CLEARING OF THE FUND,THROUGH THE IMNSE HELPING HAND OF DR BENSON WILLIAMS IN LONDON WHO IS THE DIPLOMATIC COURRIERS REPRESENTATIVE.

HERE WE GO,MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 234 1 776 64 72 AND MY FULL NAME IS KENNETH EMEKA UCHE.

WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

KENNETH UCHE.

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

Dear SHONETEEHOUSE,

First let me thank you for your 4 e mails...but you must understand YOUR CODENAME is SHONETEEHOUSE not mine dummy. I am Christopher (codename)...my real name is Prince Upyurz....I am Direct descendant of His Royal Highness D'ichchoppofand Upyurz.

It is not sensible for me to phone you as I do not have a bug free line I can rely on to be safe and as I said in my e mail ...my colleagues at my office are very nosey and will want to get in on the action which is not going to happen ...this is our deal.

I am puzzled though by Dr Benson Williams. If he is in london, why do you need us ? If he is doctor he must have loads of money. Doctors earn dollops in the uk. This causing me great deal of confusement! Please explain why you need us...incidently is he related to Benson and Hedges or George Benson ? If is he a real doctor, does he know anything about heart surgery? I am in serious need of heart surgery and perhaps he could do something for me. Also, why are the family offering us only 10% but you are offering 40%? Are you sure this is not fishy?. Anyway because of phone insecurity, ask Dr Benson Hedges to e mail me . That will be safer and easier for me to answer etc...

My sons have all agreed we will be able to come to nigeria as we said yesterday as it may be safer to meet in person and organise how we are going to spend the money and what we are going to invest in...Olloe wants a stone crushing plant capable of handling 120 toms per hour...Rupeo fancies a tribe of locals to help his research in depth of...Olloes favourite subject...Uranus and Tobu is very keen to assist both...hes the big one but we have him under serious medication so he will behave whilst in nigeria...I have just telephoned the doctors and ordered a double perscription just in case we lost his tablets...not pleasant.Only last week he did something silly again...you know what sons are like Kenney...he was playing golf
with a friend in a competition and by mistake hit one of the other players with his driving wood...took the guys ear and left eye out in one and missed the green...he was well pissed...fortunately the guy is ok and lived...thank the lord it wasn't a bigger club...only a municipal course...anyway I digress...safe to say he will be medicated and unarmed.

You did not answer about gifts so am assuming laptops and gold watches will be ok...also have ordered Stanna Stairlift for MUM...this will help her get up the stairs and save her strength...this ordeal must have sapped her spirit...but the lord will provide...it is clear...Prince Upyurz is here ! ...I am a poet but did not know it...sorrry I digress again...anyway this whole plan is god sent...praise the lord ...my sons and I are busting a gut to get to nigeria as soon as you can tell us of a suitable hotel etc...don't forget no dosshouses and no mud hut shit..and don't forget we want to go on a safari bashing..do you have giraffe and elephants on the streets there....we have none here except in zoos and east african embassies...Ok man get back to me asap...DON'T FORGET TO USE YOUR CODENAME...SHONETEEHOUSE>>.then I will know it is signed by you...also
Get Dr George Benson to e mail me asap too ...this is a cool deal....my sons are looking forward to coming...must go as I can hear my heart medication is arriving...I take 38-24-36 three times a day..really helps my stress levels.

Best regards and gods blessings to you and yours...
Apagusta
Prince Upyurz

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

Hi Kenneyshappollos... SHONETEEHOUSE....

have still not heard from Dr George Benson yet...please please please phone him and ask him to e mail me ..need to get this thing moving fast as possible as 38-24-36 only works for 1 hour or 2 depending how much she swallows...great development this afternoon...a bank deposit has just freed up which will allow us to buy tickets on the internet monday so could be with you
sooner than thought...send info re hotels..remember no dosshouses or mud hut shit...YOU can BOOK us in ...booking names should be as follows....

His Royal Highness Prince D'ichchoppofand Upyurz
His Royal Slightly L'Ess Highness Olloes D'ich Upyurz
His Royal Distinctly L'Ess En'Dowed Rupeos D'ich Upyurz
His Royal D'ippa McVitie K'inD'alingers Tobus D'ich Upyurz

We may bring several other colleagues but they all are still in Iraq at the moment so cannot confirm names for security reasons...will do as soon as possible..Listen SHONETEEHOUSE...this is now urgent as we need to come before my
surgery appointment comes through...38-24-36 only works three times a day so I know I have to come very soon on you and this wonderful deal...praise the Lord....incidently how did you get my private codename e mail address ??...forgot to ask you last time I wrote...I don't give this to any TOM FRED OR GLADYS so you must have got it from someone who knows me and my sons very well kennney baby...come on tell me who gave it you ...if it is that poohsucker from accra then I will not be pleased...if it is I won't blame you...he is Chief Abacha PooSucker Esq., Barrister and VD Clinic operative at Ghana National Bank of Accra...is it him ?...

These codes we are using are IMPORTANT...when you write to me, start your letter with the words........HELLO I AM SHONETEEHOUSE CALLING...our computer will only recognise the codes we instruct ...we have thousands of e mails a day so finding yours is so IMPORTANT TO US.... we need you to do this...again repeat after me...HELLO I AM SHONETEEHOUSE CALLING. we are so excited that the money has come through from our bank so quickly....we will be bringing $50.000 dollars with us to cover expenses .hotels,rickshaws,machettes,knives ,howitzers,drugs (for Tobu of course) safari.bashing,backhanders for officials etc ...you know the score Kenney...do you think this will be enough ??? will you be able to meet us at the airport...don't want strangers picking us up...you know what foreigners are like Kenneybaby....we want you ...just you you =YOU...please please say you will pick us up....just so we know you perhaps you will be able to hold a sign up saying HELLO I AM SHONETEEHOUSE...so we will recognise you....incidently that Princess is one hot sweetness...what in the lord's name was she doing hanging with that old fart with the necklace ...he looks really shadey...are you sure that is her husband ?...she is some pussey....can she accomodate me and my three sons at once ...this would
save a lot of money on hotels and hookers....forgot to say money for those too....also whats this cat you smoke out there...here we do all sorts of things with pussies but never smoke them ...the fur smells real bad when you light them..we want dollops of that cat stuff...I have to be very careful but the boys...you know about sons kenneybaby...they love to get well
woggled...get my meaning...wink wink...anyway.....also what is the toilet tissue like there ? I have a very large ring which needs very careful wiping...so if its only newspaper and that greasproof crap let me know and we'll bring our own supplies...also what is the tea like ? we only use scumbags in the Uk ... real tealeafs gets on our nerves...scumbags are so much easy to wring out to dry...anyway must go...get Dr George Benson...I DO HOPE HE IS RELATED..(that guy shakes my shimmey)....to e mail me today...today ...today...we have a fuck of a lot to do so mr motivator stop the rotivator and hear from him
later aligigator...its the poet in me again not the 38-24-36...sorry must go as its time for another dose..get back to me asap...and don't forget start any e mail with HELLO I AM SHONETEEHOUSE so we will pick up your urgent message very damn quick....praise the lord for having introduced you to us...you are the best man to be helping Princess Cklita...(some pussey man)...you are our man Kenneybaby...we are your soldiers...except Tobu of course ...oops must give him more tablets ..just waking up and reaching for my 38-24-36...do you think there is any chance that Priness Cklita could accomodate all four
of us and perhaps you too at the same time,.....this would save us much money and I bet cheer her up too ...she needs lots of TLC ..(tender loving care)...praise the lord !...yes and also with so much responsiblity to sort this mess out you sure need some relaxation too kenneybaby...you should try studying Uranus using a telescope...Olloe Rupeo and Tobu could show you
the right place to look when we all meet up. chin chin

Apagusta bless your soul.bless our deal and bless princess's Cklita and blessed family.

Your highnessness
HRH Prince Upyurz

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

THIS IS HOW I WILL LIKE YOU TO WRITE THIS LETTER TO THIS FAMILY:


ATTENSION DEAR PRINCESS AND FAMILY,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CHOSEN ME TO BECOME YOUR BUSSINESS PARTINAR AND YOUR'S BENEFICAIRY STATUS,AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CHOSEN ME FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES AS WELL.I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER THINK OF CHEATING ON YOUR FAMILY OVER THIS TRANSACTION OR THINK OF SITTING ON THE FUND WHEN IT FINALLY GET'S TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT,SO I WILL HELP YOU PEOPLE IN HANDLING THIS TRANSACTION VERY WELL AND IN GOOD FATE,BOTH PAYING FOR THE DUMMORAGE THAT THE FUND HAVE ACCUMULATE.

NOW LET ME ALSO EXPLIAN TO YOU THAT THE 10% THAT YOU ARE OFFERING ME IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE JOB THAT I AM GOING TO DO FOR YOUR FAMNILY,I WILL APPRICIATE IF YOUR FAMILY HAVE AGREE TO GIVE ME 40% FOR THIS JOB,SIMPLY BECAUSE AS I LEARNED FROM YOUR FAMILY LAWYER YOUR FUND HAVE ALLREADY ACCUMULATE SOME DUMMORAGE WHICH IS ALMOST $5,000 US,WHICH I AM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF AS REQUIRD BY THE SECURITY COMPANY THAT IS THE BENEFICAIRY THAT NORMALLY PAYS FOR THE CHARGES BEFORE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFER TO BENEFICAIARY SAFE KEEPING.SO THERE FORE DEAR PRINCESS AND FAMILY I WILL APPRICIATE THAT FOR THIS REASON YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE ME 40% OUT OF THE TOTAL FUND,SO THAT I WILL KNOW EXACTILY WHAT I HAVE TO BENEFIT BEFORE PUTTING IN MY MONEY TO THIS.

UNTILL I HEAR FROM YOUR LAYWER KENNETH UCHE THAT YOU HAVE CONSIDER THIS BEFORE WE WILL THEN PROCCEED IN GETTING THE FUND OUT.

GOD BLESS YOU .

REGARD

so this is how i will like you to address this letter to them,honestily they dont have a choice than to go by our well plan.because we are to spend money in getting all this bussiness done well.

send it to thier family email id; [email protected] pls try to call me after you must have receive this mail ok.

if you need any question pls feel free to ask ok and pls highly confidentails as i told you yesterday ok.

barrister kenneth uche
234 1 776 64 72.

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

Dear SHONETEEHOUSE...kenney baby....am very worried...have heard nothing from you after all these e mails and still no contact from doc benson williams...sorry got his name wrong earlier...excitement ! 28-24-36 coming through now so am very lucid...where are you.?????????..also is this man something Napoleon french ?...he is something to do with security company
but cannot remember what he is up to in all of this...am deleting e mails for security reasons...you never know when big brother is listening or watching...can't be too carefull when we are talkng these numbers this is veeery BIG..

.will you send me picture of you so I can visualise who is helping us...all the boys are arriving today as it is friday and they are back for the weekend...Tobu has been fighting again this afternoon with our pet Rotweiller Snorbitz...god that boy bless him...what do you do with them at this age....anyway god bless this will be a great deal to put to bed as soon as possible...I cannot tell you how amazing this all is ...just yesterday we were wondering where I could raise a lot of money to pay for my surgery andthen god bless my soul your e mails changed our lives..by the way my wife Princess ArfadD'ichsworth sends her kndest regards and slurps...she feeds me 44-24-56 when 38-24-38 can't do the trick...bless the lord shes a blaster with that colonic kit...must pause for a minute shes bringing a bucket...ah thats better...

am thinking you only work half day on fridays ...gone to the beach hey??...bet Dr George Benson...sorry Dr Williams Bentdown I mean only works half a day friday in london...lucky doggie...bet hes wedging his nursing assistant as we speak..well e mail anyway...ah you know what I mean...take a french letter miss smithers..nudge nudge ...

the boys have seen pictures of the Princess and that old fart...they aresteaming already and when I told them I had asked if she could accomodate all 4 of us and you at the same time they made a right mess everywhere...we're still trying to get Tobus parts back where they belong...just stopped him slipping Snorbitz a crippler he was so excited...god bless and help us later if you say yes...I pray you will say yes....

please let me know if the $50,000 will be enough to make our trip...as soon as you respond I can book our flight tickets...think we will come British Airways first class...can't stand economy anything...any good days for you ...birthdays etc that would make us meeting up a real party....we will bring plenty of contraceptives...don't want to risk getting any of that FirstAids
or Hives...they make my hands itch when I think of 38-24-36...well kenneybaby snuggles.... I am still worried you have not asked the Doc to email me...we have a lot to get ready here before its adios to lagos..with me wibbly thingies and presents for you and your mates...good brand with lots of space for late comers...might bring those instead of durex...sorry I digress...

well its over to you buddy...we need your input and you need our output and boy do we produce some outcome when we get stuck into something as good as this deal is...27m is a lot of mullahs to handle ...do you need some investment advice for your bit...we could tell you where to put it...of course we could look after it for you if thats a problem....perhaps that
would be good for you then you could come to england and we could look after you properly...we do things right in the uk...though of course Doc will know that already..anyway need the bucket again..three gallons just gone in and
planning to come out shortly...have to watch the keyboard and furniture....yooooo nearly lost a quart then when |I shifted on my chair...just transferring to the commode...oh thats better...bless you and all oursoles..this has been a wonderfulday for the lord to bles us with you and the princess 's cklit...We do hope she can cope with us all at once...we want to give her something extra special when we come...any ideas or are you aklready infront of us ...you little tinker..you're not are you...you
wouldn't...no you are a Barrister so you're barred...do you wear a wig in court and do all that legal beagle stuff...now that is cool to think of you in a wig...it is blonde like madonnas ?...al well but relieve myself again so must gooooooooo...hear from you soon I am busting to get on with this and hear from you...don't forget to head any e mail HELLO I AM SHONETEEHOUSE so we can pick it up soonest bless the lord ,princess ,yours,mine,the sons and anyone else we can bless
along the way

Apagusta kenneybaby
HRH PRince Upyurz

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

HELLO IAM SHONETEEHOUSE I REACIVE YOUR MEIL TODAY AND WITH THE PRINCESS FAMILY AND YOUR INTETION TO COME NIGERIA TO HELP THE FAMILY,RIGTH NOW THE MONEY IS IN LONDON SO WHEN YOU COME HERE AND HAVE A PHYSICAL AGERMENT WITH THE FAMILY THEN THE PERSONEL ASST.WILL TAKE YOU TO LONDON FOR THE CLARANCE OF THE MONEY AND FOR SAVE KEEP YOUR COMING INTO THIS SOLUTION IS GOD SENT,AND HE WILL CONTUNE TO BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,PLS KINDLY SEND YOUR PICTURE SO THAT WE WILL RECOGISE YOU AT IHE AIR PORT,WE HAVE TAKEN NOTE OF THE NAMES SEND FOR YOUR HOTEL ACCMODATION ,PLS JUST SEND ALITTLE MONEY SO THAT WE WILL PAY IN ADVICE FOR YOU TO HAVE THOSE ROOMS BEACEUSE WE CANNOT
ACCOMDATE YOU ALL SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTHERN UNION MONEY TRANFER TOMMRROW FOR PROPER ARRENGMENT,MAKE SURE YOU BEING ALONG WITH YOU THOSE THING YOU PROMISE THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.

BRESS,K

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

Hi Kenneybaby...SHONETEEHOUSE>>>

you are certainly justifiying the codename SHONETEEHOUSE with this letter to the family about how much spondulics they have to give us...We can see you are one mother of a letter writer...you smooth talker you !! When it comes to subtle nuance you are THE MASTER OF WORDCRAFT...after master of the universe this is some compliment. ....Olloe still wants me to ask about studying Uranus with you...Rupeo sends his regards to you and yours and Tobu is still playing with that picture of the
Princess...oh blesss the lord what a happy scene this is ...to be in the booooosoooom of the family on the open range with you , the princessss Cklit studying Uranus with a long telescope, a firehose,colonic kit and several baseball bats fair warms my dinkum........................just taken 44-24-56 ...rubber gloves and the KY did the trick this time...boy do I feel perky now...she is such a belter

But I am a bit worried...still no news from Dr George Bentdown..sweet FA from napoleon...probably on a long campaign...but this does not bode well my friend....oooooh...just a minute....aaaaah thats better...am having to sit on big bucket all day today...had double dose of 44-24-56 AND 38-24-36 this morning along with extended firehose attachment to colonic kit...phew that was a gutbuster...every now and again my ring expands and then just when I need you SHONETEEHOUSE you to come to my rescue...your e mails make me feel a lot better..oooooh hang on there ...another dollop...that was just through reading your draft letter again...

anyway I digress..... now listen dummy as I will only say this once ...you are the man ..we are your men..we are all men together and that PRINCESS CKLITA is one hot pussy...but we don't feel we know this family well enough yet to write to them like this...won't they think it bit tight assed to go from 10% to 40% in one swift shafting...that a lot of mullahs difference
Kenneybaby....why don't you write to them for us...as our barrister....saying we won't lift our butts of the bucket for less than 80% so that then they will realise they have got a proper shafting not just a slight tickling...I realise from your letter you are an educated man...did you go to Cambridge in england or Harvard in the usa...we all reckon its Cambridge but could be Oxford...come on Kenney baby come clean which university did you go to...no mudhut primary schooling for you honeybucket...don't settle for small change Kennneydaddybaby go for the big one...you could try the mum when the lifts installed...reverse the action quickly and you would only need to stand at the bottom of the stairs to brighten her eyes...ummmmm

anyway as I was saying before I interrupted myself....oooooh sugar there we go again...just changed the hose...thats better...you should try this...its good for our souls...yeah YOU WRITE ...give em some hard shit ..TELL THEM STARIGHT THESE DUDES ARE PLAYERS ...we mean players with a capital T...and that ... WE WILL PERFORM FOR 80%....the way my boys are thinking if that pussy is hot enough she can earn well without inheriting all this money...shes sitting on a fortune right there...even our rotweiller Snorbitz is panting for this fluffy duck...anyway tell me what you think...this makes much more sense than us writing cold...you are the man on the spot...so go do it daddy...POLISH THAT SMOOTH TALKING TONGUE OF YOURS AND GO DO THAT THING...we still think you're already in there but you are keeping very
tight lipped about Princess Sweetness...she won't be tight lipped by the time this team has rinsed her gussbox..... we all want to make a large deposit with you and the princess...what a team we would make...Tobu bags the stone crusher first go...Rupeo bags the blowtorch and Boy have we got a present for you...Olloes just out getting that today...its got a fur lining
and is 7' long 3'wide and 3'deep...but hushhhhh I am not supposed to tell you ...might spoil the suprise but it will fit you a treat....you are a cool dude ...how the jumping lice did you get this deal..you must be connected big time.

Your second letter does not make sense to us.....if the money is london why don't you bring Princess Cklita and yourself over here....would be a lot easier for everyone surely....money here... we are here...your chummy duck Dr George Bentdown is here..you know the one with the nursing assistant sat on his kisser early friday afternoons....Napoleon Bonehead at the security company is here....you know the french guy related to the emperor why don't we just do this thing in london....we have loads of cash here waiting to get this trunk from the security company...but humping that back to Nigeria just doesn't make sense...ooooooohhhh hang on ...another surge coming...every time I re read your e mails I feel a warm whooshing inside and then outside...excuse me will have to break off for a minute 38-24-36 needs to go down below to give
me some attention... Ask Princess Cklita if she would consider training to be an incontinence nurse...boy could I employ her talents if she would...please please please ask her agent SHONETEEHOUSE...that would be a great idea...we can help her get educated big time here in good old England....

why have I still heard nothing from Dr Bogbrush and Nappyliner...are these guys for real or are they too busy
running their dicks through cheese graters to do any work...give em hell bigdaddy Kennney...your a croaked chief's barrister...they should do what you tell them..tell em e mail me fast ..if not yesterday then today,if not today then day before.

So rootcruncher hope everythings hanging well for you this fine day...bless the lord,yours,ours,everyone elses and particularly that sweetness Princesssss Cklit...tell her to sit in the fridge before you bring her to england ...slipping into something cool between courses is such a treat...and why don't you come and practice here Kenney..she can nurse me and the boys..you can practice..we can all study Uranus together and work as a fully bodoodled family...plenty of room if you want to bring the rest of the tribe...with 8 wives no wonder that old fart died early...bring em all...we live in a 35 room mansion ...all mod cons..toilets...well buckets for me of course...cook...maids...nice to have ass inhouse...my wife Princess ArfadD'ichsworth sends big slurps to you...I don't get those so you are sure in favour man...I send big licks and the boys are busy putting their contribution in my spare bucket for you...oh of course Snorbitz has to put his bit in ...just given him a quick blast of 38-24-36....Tobus got the spade ready just in case..anyway SHONETEEHOUSE great deal,great ideas, just get your ass in gear and get writing to that family now ...be masterful ...be mean..be firm but fair...be cool don't stare...give it long strong and smoke that bong....as a gift to us when you come bring some of that cat shit...we've heard its strong but get the fur off first...difficult to light otherwise and keeep polishing that Princess's Cklit...polish not shag senseless ...we don't want split goods....keep em hanging brother..

Up ours,yours but particularly that families...don't forget 80% gets the rent...if you don't punt you will never get any...oooooh need the bucket again...hear from you soooooooon...too late...

Blessings
Apagusta
Prince Upyurz

From To Princess Cklara to Prince Upyurz

Dear SHONETEEHOUSE,

good day to you we havenot near fromyou for 2 days now what is going on are u nolonger intrested in helpingmy family please knidly let us know your stand in helping my familyok,

regards
princess and family

From Prince Upyurz to Princess Cklara

TOP SECRET COMMUNICATION....

Hail Princess Cklita....

YOU ARE USING THE WRONG CODENAME...please DO NOT USE CODENAME SHONETEEHOUSE...

THIS IS SPECIAL CODENAME FOR KENNEYUCHE-APPOLLOS ONLY...repeat this is codename for KENNEYAPPOLLOS ONLY ....if you want to write to us you must use a codename so as to maintain security...
when you write next time start your letter with.............

YOUR CODENAME IS.............HELLO IH'AVAH'UGECRAC.. this is VERY IMPORTANT..repeat VERY IMPORTANT.security in this deal is crucial...

We have written twice to Kenneybabyappollos yesterday and day before...he is going to be writing to you about this deal...we are real players and he will tell you how we are hanging...See copy of last letter to him...we are still waiting for response from him ...

WE HAVE NO CONTACT FROM Dr Willit Bendown and Napoleon Bonehead in london....these 2 mothers are slacking....TOO MUCH EARLY FRIDAYING...ONE NURSING HIS PECKER.... THE OTHER DOWN THE PUB.....

WE HAVE DOLLOPS OF MONEY $50,000 TO SPEND ON THIS DEAL....BIG SPONDULICS BUT WE WANT BIGGGGG RETURNS ...WE ARE NOT A CHARITY...YOU ARE SITTING ON BIGGEST ASSETT OF ALL...KENNNEYBABY WILL TELL YOU WHAT WE SUGGEST....MY THREE SONS ...KENNNEYBABY AND I WANT TO ACCOMODATE YOU AT THE SAME TIME...WE ARE YOUR MEN...YOU ARE OUR WOMAN...WE ARE MEN OF THE WORLD..YOU ARE WOMAN OF NIGERIAN CHEF .....HE NOW CROAKED....SOME SUPRISE WITH 8 WIVES....YOU NEED NEW DISHES TO GIVE YOU BIG SLURPS...WE HAVE 5 BIGGEST SLURPS IN WORLD TO LOOK AFTER YOUR SWEETNESS...

ALSO HAVE STANNA STAIRLIFT FOR MUM..SHE NEED LIFT AFTER THIS TRAGEDY...KENNEYBABY HAS GOOD IDEA FOR THIS...WE WANT YOU..ALL FAMILY ...MUM AND 8 OTHER CKLITS TO COME STAY WITH US IN ENGLAND...WE HAVE HUGE MANSION...35 ROOMS...SO PLENTY ROOM FOR ALL....

REPLY AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM KENNEY SHONETEEHOUSE...HE IS COOL LETTER WRITER ...VERY HEADUCATED MAN...HOPE HE NOT SLIPPING YOU LENGTHS BETWEEN LETTERS..THIS IS A JOB WE WANT...WE ARE YOUR MEN ...YOU ARE OUR WOMAN...BLESS THE LORD,BLESS YOUR CKLITS,BLESS THAT KENNEYBABY APPOLLOS SHONETEEHOUSE.............

PLEASE DO NOT GORGET USE YOUR CODENAME WHEN YOU REPLY...START YOUR LETTER.........

HELLO IH'AVAH'UGECRAC..........

OK HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST IF NOT BEFORE BLESS YOURS,OURS,KENNEYS,MUMS,SNORBITZ,44-24-56,......38-24-36..LIGHTS OF MY LIFE,NIGERIA...BIG CHEF IN HEAVEN...GOD REST HIS DANGLING KIT...

APAGUSTA FEATHER DUSTER
PRINCE UPYURZ

From Prince Upyurz to Princess Cklara

Dear PRincess Cklita

Have heard nothing from kennethappollos..SHONETEEHOUSE....have you heardfrom him ????????...SHONETEEHOUSE is missing...if you do not hear from either contact the police ...we are hoping he is ok and has not been catnapped....we had loads of e mails from him then silence...............most strange.......is he with you ???????
apagusta

Prince UPyurz

From To Princess Cklara to Prince Upyurz

Dear christopher

thank you for your concern our wicked uncle get him locked up in policenet because where he was rounding up to provide an accomondation for yourvisit so we are looking for money to get him out with the help of other consulted lawyers and what about your visit are you not not coming again why cant you send atoken money for advance payment of the hotel accomondation,
if your intrested send the money tommorrow so we can get the accomondation in 5 star hotel, you must be fast so that our wicked uncle will not trap this money down, the lawyer have already provided the needed documents backing the fund but due to this problem he will not be able to send it untill you come, waiting to hear from you urgenty,

regards

princess and family,

NB; dont you have phone?

From Prince Upyurz to Princess Cklara

Hey Princess...

What a suprise to hear Kenneybaby ..SHONETEEHOUSE is with the police...we thought it most starnge not to hear anything from him....we think this must all be a big Nigerian 419 scam....certainly smells like it from here...did not know Kenneth was your Uncle....the only thing thats going to be tied down by this guy is you Princess....can you escape ?????? if so head for your bush....could be the safest place...if you can get a flight to england ...get on a plane and come here ...we can pay to get the
security company to release the money...just think you could be my nurse....let me know whats going on...will be away for the weekend ...but hail to the craoked chef....bless the lord ...do hope SHONETEEHOUSE is ok...tell him to e mail us SOONESTR POSSIBLE...perhaps we could help with bail money...

apagusta feather duster
PRince UPyurz

Writers note…………Was getting a bit bored not hearing from our little family so decided to write as my nursing assistant…

From Gladys Aroma to Kennyappollos CC Princess Cklara

Hail Mr Kenneth and Princess Cklita, sorry not to use codenames but these are secret…..----

Let me introduce my-self I am 44-24-36..personal nurse to his Royal Higness Prince D'ichoppofand Upyurz who has been writing to you and trying to help you and your family with their problems...unfortunately His royal Highnessness is in HOSPITAL ...my colleague 38-24-36 was administering a huge dose of colonic irrigant when there was a serious explosion making it necessary for an emergency operation to have the 20 18" nozzle removed from his private parts...what a mess...My Lord...In between delirious bouts of coma he has gasped that he wanted me to write urgently to you to say this would not hinder plans to help...please reply as soon as possible...I have seen the letters between you and the pictures...you are a very beautiful family and although I would not want the Prince to know I said so I have attached my picture...you can see I too am said to be beautiful and Mr Kenneth I would be prepared to come to nigeria if necessary to see you and further this plan...your letters are so forceful and you could fill my crack any day..blessings to the family and my Princes wellbeing...may his wombat rise again.

yours sincerely
Nurse 44-24-36
Gladys Aroma

From Princess Cklara to Gladys

DEAR GLADYS

SORRY To HEAR THAT YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS IS IN THE HOSPITAL, SOORY TO HEAR THAT BUT WE DONT STILL KNOW YOUR CAPABILITIES OVER THIS TRANSACTION ARE YOU WILLING IN HELPING US TO GET THIS FUND? ARE YOU STILL CAPABLE TO COME TO NIGERIA? IF YOU ARE STILL INTRESTED IN COMING TO NIGERIA LET US KNOW THE DAY SO WE CAN TELL YOU WHAT IT MAY COST TO ACCUMMULATE YOUR LODGING HOTEL SETTLE BEFORE YOU COME SO LET'S KNOW YOUR CAPABILITIES OK,

REGARDS
PRINCESS FAMILY


From Gladys Aroma to Princess Cklara CC Kennyappollos

Dear Princess Cklita,

Thank you for replying so quickly...The Prince and his sons have very BIGcapabilities...I have seen them personally...but none of the princes questions have been answered so they will not come without answers..the Prince has told me to ask you to ask SHONETEEHOUSE to e mail...without contact from kenneybaby uche...no can do deal....where is kenneth Uche....also send copies of documents...we want to verify these....why can you not come to london...money is here so are we..much easier to do
here...My Prince sends regards and tells me to blesss you yours ours snorbitz's the croaked chefs and anyone elses you think need shafting...he send s a personal greeting Apagusta feather Dusta...he said you would know it was his secret
code..I do not understand all the codes they are secret....

Best regards
Gladys Aroma...44-24-56

ps....HRH Prince also asks what has happened to Nap and Doc Bendown in london..still no contact...where are they ?????????

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos CC Princess Cklara

COME IN SHONETEEHOUSE...WHERE THE MOTHER F ARE YOU ROOTCRUNCHER AGENTEXTRAORDINAIRE???????????????????????....WHY HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN FOR DAYS..??????????????????

I AM IN HOSPITAL..JUST HAD 18"COLONIC IRRIGATION NOZZLE REMOVED ...NOT PLEASANT....WHY ARE YOU NOT WRITING...PRINCESS CKLITA TOLD US YOU WERE GUEST OF POLICE...WHY WHY WHY WHY ???? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO YOU SMOOTH TALKING SON OF A KANGAROO HUMPER...WE ARE STILL WAITING TO DO THIS DEAL BUT SOMETHING IS STARTING TO SMELL FISHY AND I DON'T MEAN 38-24-36...WE HAVE STILL HEARD NOTHING FROM DOC BENTDOWN OR NAPPYLINER IN LONDON...SEND PHONE NUMBERS FOR THESE JERKS...THEY NEED THEIR ASSES KICKING...IF YOU DON'T ANSWER WE WILL PUT OUT A HITSQUAD REQUEST AND GET YOUR ASS KICKED TOO...WE
ARE NOT FOOLS KENNEYBABY SO DON'T FUCK US ABOUT UNLESS YOU WANT THAT COMPUTER YOU ARE USING SHOVING SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL NEED ATOOTHBRUSH TO OPERATE THE KEYS...CAPISHE...WE ARE PLAYERS NOT FOOLS...GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND E MAIL SOON...did you see IDI AMIN died today....he tried to fuck with us but we got him in the end....write you motherhumper...and pretty damn
quick...

APAGUSTA FEATHER DUSTA
PRINCE UPYURZ

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

(From: princess cklara but signed by Barrister Kenneth Uche !)

ATTENSION DEAR,

HERE IS THE CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER OF DR BENSON WILLIAMS IN LONDON TELEPHONE NUMBER IS; 0044 7950 446066,CALLED HIM FOR INSTRUCTIONS SO THAT HE CAN EASILY EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT TO DO IN CLEARING THIS FUND OUT FROM CUSTOM BONDED WAREHOUSE IN LONDON,HE IS THE DIPLOMATIC COURRIERS AGENT REPRESNTATIVE BASED IN LONDON.SO HE HAVE ALL THE CONTACT NUMBER OF THE CUSTOM THAT IS INCHARGE OF THE CLEARING OF THE FUND,CALL HIM FOR DIRECTIONS AND INSTRUCTIONS OK.

GOD BLESS YOU SIR.
REGARDS

BARRISTER KENNETH UCHE.

NOTE AS FOR MY OWN PART I WILL HELP THIS FAMILY TO SECURE ALL THE LEGAL DOCUMENTATION THAT WILL AUTHENTICATE YOUR'S BENEFICAIRY STATUS,SO LEAVE THAT ONE FOR ME AS SOON AS IS OUT I WILL DEFINITILY SEND YOUR OWN COPY TO YOU OK.

ABOUT PRINCESS AND FAMILY INCREASEMENT OF THE PERCENTAGE PLS I WILL LET YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THEY MAY BE HARSH AT YOUR REQUEST BUT MIND YOU THEY DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CHIOCE TO GO THAN TO COME TO ME FOR VERIFICATIONS,SO THENI CAN NOW LET THEM KNOW THAT THE 40% WILL BE OK,SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE TO CLEARED UP THE FUND FROM CUSTOM BONDED WAREHOUSE IN LONDON WITH THE IMMNSE HELPING HAND OF DR BENSON WILLIAMS ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 00447950446066.

PLS CALL HIM FOR INSTRUCTIONS OK.

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos

Hi SHONETEEHOUSE...glad to see you are FREE....what happened to you...we were very worried you had been arrested and kept in for good...blesss the lord you are a free man...Thank you for Doc Bendown's number...we will be
phoning him monday morning first thing....IMPORTANT....we need answers to our questions...lots of them...you have not anwered any of them yet...we have written times and still no answers...here are just some we want anwers to:

Where are the copies of the documents ?...

Do you want us to invest your money for you ?

Are you going to come over to england and stay with us ?...

Can you bring the wives ? can Ollu study URANUS with you...

Can the princess accomodate all five of us at once ?..

Will she train as an incontinence nurse for me ?

40% is not enough...we want more..how much can we get ?

Have you tried 44-24-56 ?

Have you tried 38-24-36 ?

How much is in this fund ?

How many giraffes have you got ?

Have you ever humped a camel ?

Are you sure you are not slipping the Princess one ?

If Doc Bendown has such a helping hand ..tell him to take it off his dick and work on friday afternoons like everyone else does.

Why can't he just get the fund out himself ?

Is he related to george benson ?

Is Napoleon Nappyliner related to the French Emperor..Napoleon Bonehead ?

Have you had an aids test ?..if so what was the result ?

We have a 35 room MANSION in England..why not COME over AND STAY WITH US whilst this deal is put to bed ?

Which university were you at ? Oxford or Cambridge...Harvard Stamford or Cornell ?

What emery paper do you use to get that smooth talking letter writing technique ?

How many 18" nozzles can you get up your ass at once ?

Why are there so many nigerians in london..?

What is it like being jewish and living in lagos ?

What size shoes do you wear ?

What ring size is the Princess ?...big we hope

Have you heard from my assistant 44-24-56...???

she is a really beautiful woman..the prettiest of all our staff...she is very taken with you kenneth and wants to nuzzle your doppleganger...but without picture of you I will not encourage her...she will send you a picture I am sure but you must send one first ...she is very shy...very very shy..but a belter with that hose and bucket...we have a nosebag for her to eat with so that it doesn't interupt my treatments...must go now as nurse has just come in with new bucket ....aghhhh..still have same old problem...but am sure you can relieve me again with good news...answer alongside my questions using different coloured
print.. will save you time...we need answers to our questions..we are your men..you are our man ..that hot pussey Princess is our saviour...blesss her hairy bits...Snorbitz sends big licks and a large deposit..book your tickets and get over here man..this is country filled with milk and honey with lots of gullible brits ready to help anyone and everyone...

Apagusta feather duster buster SHONETEEHOUSE…send ANSWERS TO OUR QUESTIONS…

Prince Upyurz

PS. - Everyone sends love regards blessings buckets of adoration admiration and body fluids to you yours the cklits, the 8 wives, mum (the stana stairlift arrived today)..your special present arrived yesterday and the rolexes and laptops the day before...bless the back of that lorry...anyway I am still in hospital...boy that was a big nozzle...blessings prayers invocations
vacations and insertions to you all.. ohhhhh..sorry another surge must go....nurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............................

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos cc Princess Cklara

Hi SHONETEEHOUSE...secret comunication MOST URGENT>>>FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.....

KENNEYBABY APPOLLOS CAMELHUMPER AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE RACONTEUR WITH GRIT

I NEED PHOTO OF YOU HOLDING SIGN WITH YOUR CODENAME...SHONETEEHOUSE...CLEARLY IN YOUR HAND...I am not well and in hospital as you know but if necesary my sons can complete this deal between us but they will need some proof that you are a real person...I know you are but they are young and need reassurance.....get me a photo as soon as possible and scan it over...remember it must have your codename on it....you must be holding the codename...no-one else knows our secret codes so it must be you if you take the photo...

this is VERY URGENT AS I AM VERY ILL>>>SEND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE>>>

Apagusta feather duster buster
PRINCE UPYURZ

From Prince Upyurzs to Princess Cklara

Hail Princess Cklita, TOP SECRET COMMUNICATION FROM HRH P U ...URGENT..VERY URGENT..VERY VERY URGENT..

WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR ANSWERS FROM ...AGENT SHONETEEHOUSE...AND TELEPHONE NUMBER OF DOC BENTDOWN IN LONDON...WE ARE TRYING TO CALL HIM BUT THE NUMBER KENNEYBABY UCHE HAS GIVEN US WILL NOT RING OUT...

URGENT URGENT..URGENT

APAGUSTA FEATHER DUSTER BUSTER
PRINCE UPYURZ

From Prince Upyurzs to Princess Cklara

Your Royalness Princess Cklita, SECRET COMMUNICATION

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT....KENNEY UCHE ...SHONETEEHOUSE MUST SEND ME PHOTO SHOWING HIS SECRET CODENAME SO MY SONS CAN DEAL WITH THIS DEAL AS I AM VERY ILL IN HOSPITAL...WE WANT TO HELP VERY MUCH...PLEASE ASK HIM TO DO THIS URGENTLY....ARE YOU OK WITH HIM NOW ?

APAGUSTA FEATHER DUSTER BUSTER
BLESSINGS AND ADORATIONS...BLESS OUR SOULS

PRINCE UPYURZ ASAP

VERY VERY VERY URGENT

From Prince Upyurz To Kennyappollos

PRINCE UPYURZ TO SHONETEEHOUSE...top secret..

hello ...hello...hello...is anyone in ?

We need answers to questions and photo as soon as possible...are you on holiday ??

Have tried to phone Doc Bendown but the number you have given us does not ring out ...please send telephone number again URGENT

blessings apagusta feather duster buster
Prince Upyurz

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos cc Princess Cklara

SECRET...TOP SECRET..VERY VERY VERY SECRET.

HI SHONETEEHOUSE...HRH HERE....

We are worried that we are hearing nothing from you again....are you in the bush chummy duck or checking that sweetness out again !! WHERE ARE YOU...WHY ARE YOU NOT E MAILING US....WE NEED TELEPHONE NUMBER OF DOC BENTDOWN IN LONDON URGENTLY....WE HAVE 50,000 US$ HERE WAITING TO PUT THIS DEAL TO BED...
WAKE UP THE SUN IS SHINING AND WE ARE YOUR MEN,YOU ARE OUR MAN AND THAT PUSSEY IS GETTING HOTTER..BLESS THE LORD..

ARE YOU FOR REAL OR IS THIS JUST A BIG JOKE...IF YOU ARE SERIOUS GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR ASS AND GET ON THAT COMPUTER....WHAT ABOUT THE 80% question and all the others we have asked you...no answers...still no answers...no answers when we wrote originally and still no answers yesterday,the day before or the day after tomorrow...excuse me nurse just coming to assist....ahhhh thats a lot better...had to go from buckets to barells now ....

My operation was very sucessful but medication having to be increased...now on 66-30-64....one fuck of a dose but gives great
relief....the nurse is such a doll...puts me over her lap to administer it...ohhhh hang on ...just re read one of your earlier letters and went all over wet...phew that was close...funnel just caught it thank goodness....now come on kennybaby appollos you have just got to move this deal along quicker.....

SHONETEEHOUSE...SPECIAL SECRET AGENT...DO YOUR THING FOR US ...WE ARE A GREAT TEAM....WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE $US...WE CANNOT JUST LEAVE IT AROUND THE HOUSE... I AM STILL IN HOSPITAL AS YOU KNOW AND THE BOYS WILL WANT TO BUTTER THEIR DICKS WITH IT IF I DON'T SPEND IT FAST FAST FAST...SO LET ME KNOW WHAT IDEAS YOU HAVE FLUFFY DUCK...HOW IS THE PRINCESS'S CKLITA..SHE MUST BE SORE AT NOT GETTING THE SPONDULICS...

as shakepeare once said ..."HURRY HURRY FORGET THE CURRY STICK TO SPAM WHAM BANG THANK YOU MAM STOKE THAT CRACK,RUBBER THAT DUCK,HAIRY MARY GOT HERSELF A FAIREY AND WHAMMED IT UP HER CHUFF,TOUGH AH THATS ENOUGH...."
Henry 1V verse 9

SHONETEEHOUSE SPECIAL AGENT WHAT THE F ARE YOU UP TO ...YOUR NECK OR THAT FURRY BUNNY CKLITA....GET BACK TO US WE NEED TO GET ON WITH THIS BEFORE THURSDAY...I AM BEING DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS I MUST REST UP FOR A FEW WEEKS ...SO AM OFF TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE ON OUR BOAT...ONLY 120'...... SO JUST A SMALL DINGY REALLY BUT EIGHT STATEROOMS AND A CREW OF 12 SHOULD MAKE IT A BIT RELAXING...I NEED RELAXATION ...THE STRESS OF THIS DEAL HAS DONE ME IN AND THE DOUBLE DOSES OF 44-24-56 ...WELL THEY WERE MEMORABLE...E MAIL ME ASAP....OHHHHHH WHOOPS THERE WE GO AGAIN...ANOTHER FINE MESS
EVERYWHERE....E MAIL ME DOC BENTDOWNANDWEGGIT'S TELEPHONE NUMBER URGENT
URGENT URGENT....IF NOT MORE URGENT THAN THAT !

BLESS YOURS HERS MUMS ALL NIGERIANS WORLDWIDE...THE CROAKED CHEF'S OLD BELTERS,YOUR DANGLING KITTY,THE PRINCESSSSSSS'S OTHER SPARE CKLITS, OUR WEALTH, 50,0000 US $… the 17 rubber duckers in my wardrobe, NAPOLEONS LONG LOST EMEPEROR'S GIRAFFE, ALL CAMELHUMPERS AND THE BLESSINGS OF THE LORD TO YOU AND YOURS...MUST GO AS NURSE HEADING MY WAY AGAIN...GOD THATS A LONG PROBE...YOOOOOOOOOO

APAGUSTA FEATHER DUSTER BUSTER
PRINCE UPYURZ particularly.

PS....am looking for a second-hand donkey with long ears swinging tail and huge erection...snorbitz needs a playmate...any in nigeria or have you eaten them all already ?...love and licks stonkerdude...HRH PU

Ebola Monkey Note: I would have given my left nut to see the look on the scammers faces when they were reading these emails.

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos cc Princess Cklara

Hail SHONETEEHOUSE and PRINCESS CKLITA,...top secret.communication....

Wonderful news ...at last I managed to speak to doc bentdown in london....have just put the phone down ...he grunted quite a bit but sounded like a real doctor...HE SAID HE WOULD TELEPHONE YOU TO ASK THAT YOU ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS AND SEND PHOTO URGENT.....GREAT NEWS GREAT GREAT GREAT NEWS...WE CAN MOVE FORWARD AT LAST...

I am so happy things can progress our deal now...over to you kennney appollos ..special agent do your stuff.

I HAVE BEEN DANCING AROUND THE HOSPITAL WARD ...made a bit of a mess of the decorations but hey I am celebrating with a big t....any luck with the donkey ?

Blessings to Doc Bentdown yours ours everyone elses and particularly that fluffy duck

apagusta feather duster buster
HRH PRINCE UPYURZ

From To Princess Cklara to Prince Upyurz

DEAR CHRIS,

THANK GOD YOU HAVE FINALLY REACHED MR BENSON. PLEASE WOULD YOU MIND DECLARING YOUR MENTAL STATUS? ( DON'T BE OFFENDED ) HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR MARITAL STATUS? DO YOU LIVE ALONE? PLEASE I WOULD WANT YOU TO POFER ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS OF US TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT LEVEL. HOWEVER, MY INSTINCT TELLS ME YOU MUST BE A NIMBLE MINDED MAN.

LEST I FORGET, REMEMBER THAT, THE FAMILY HAS NOT TOTALLY ENDORSED YOU AS THE TRUE BENEFICIARRY PENDING IF YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE SANE AND SOUN-MINDED 'CAUSE YOUR MAILS AT TIMES ARE WACKY!

TILL IHEAR FROM YOU. PLS I SAY AGAIN, DON'T BE OFFENDED.

REGARDS,
PRINCESS.

Ebola Monkey Note: Jeez. "Wacky!" You think. I love it, like a Nigerian Scammer has any right to call someone's emails wacky.

From Prince Upyurzs to Princess Cklara

HAIL PRINCESS CKLITA....top secret communication from the bedside of HRH PRINCE UPYURZ

I am suprised by the tone of your e mail....you are presumably thinking me to be dummy dum dum.......you are quite wrong...
I am 50 years old, have 2 first class honours degrees in Nuclear Physics and Advanced Mathematics as well as a Masters Degree in business management from Princetown and a Masters from MIT.

I have already mentioned my wife to you and given you the names ages and details of my four children...or have you forgotten...either you are so busy writing stupid mental status letters or are suffering from amnesia...remember AMNESIA...closely related to milk of magnesia.

Get real sister and wake up ...this deal is not a joke to us..it might be funny haha to you in nigeria but you contacted us don't forget not us you....if you possessed a real brain cell you would be employing someone who can string two sensible sentences together rather than that pussy prowler kenneth..what is he ?...a barrister...yeah specialising in traffic offences presumably....

if you want us to do this deal for you stop wasting our time writing silly e mails and get that rootcrunching deadender to answer the list of questions we sent him days ago..or does he have trouble understanding ENGLISH...

I am not best impressed by your e mail....nor was i very impressed with doc bentdown...he managed a grunt and sveral urhhhhs before the conversation closed...strikes us you need some decent staff....if you want sincere conscientious objective and strident players we are your men...if you want pussy footing no hopers look elsewhere...

may the lord bless our deal and let us move on in harmony..

(secret identification salutation) Apagusta Feather Duster Buster
HRH PRINCE UPYURZ

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos

Hello SHONETEEHOUSE<

I am back and ready to work again...what has happened to you...are you ok ? Since I went away you have sent nothing through to me...what are you doing ? anything..nothing..or what ?

regards
HRH P UPYURZ

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos cc Princess Cklara

Greetings SHONETEEHOUSE and Princess Cklita,

I am back from my trip on the boat...much recovered and raring to go but = when I checked my e mail...nothing..zilch not a dickie bird from either of you = two...what=20 has happened to you...where are you...no paperwork ..no e mails...get back to me asap if this is still on..salutations

apagusta feather duster buster
Prince Upyurz

From To Princess Cklara to Prince Upyurz

Dear Prince Upyurz
good day well we think if you are no serious to handle this transaction we did not hear from you so we keep silence have you contacted kenney?please do rach him for the sake of the transaction,
have a nice day
regards
princess and family

From Prince Upyurzs to Princess Cklara

Hail Princess...you do make us laugh...we e mailed you before going away and told you we would be away for a while...try studying english...it might helpyou to communicate rather better.

apagusta feather duster buster
HRH P Upyurz

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

Dear sir,offcourse there is a great development sir, all arrangement have seriously been concluded on how best this transaction will be concluded without having any problem, here we go sir, this family have princess have make everything possible to arrange some money for me to be able to travel out to Malaysia where the fund is right now ready for clearance, so here is
my freight arrangement now, I will be flying on Wednesday to Bombay then from Bombay to Singapore and from Singapore to Malaysia, so that is my journey sir, so I want to go straight to know the requirement that this security company will need for this fund to be transferred successful, but this family did not have confident on you any longer since you have decided to turn this to be a joke, but they have also pay for my trip so that I can help them to get a new beneficiary that will help them to invest this fund, so if you feel or think you are interested to help or to deal with this deal, just arrange to meet with me in this three country any one that will be easy for you to meet me for discussion ok,the country are as follows; Bombay Indian ,Singapore and finally the clearing point Malaysia. so if you want to get involve, you can meet me up in any of this country for discussion about this project ok.

So I will like you to take a proper look at the deposit slip and the shipment air way bill receipt and finally my personal international passport copy.

Waiting for your reply sir.

Kenneth

From Kennyappollos to Prince Upyurz

Dear

here is my telephone number in BOMBAY INDIAN,i just buy this one so that i can be connected with you and so that we can communicate well as well,so i will appriciate your concern dear, call me so that we can talk.

my number is :00 91 98190-38985.

i will be expecting your call ,you kwing fully well that i cannot call you simply because i am not in nigerian,i am in BOMBAY INDIAN dear.

waiting for your call

regards
kenneth

From Prince Upyurzs to Kennyappollos cc Princess Cklara

Hello SHONETEEHOUSE......Bombay Chummy Fuckaduck

Seems we have got our wires crossed or your's have fused perhaps....You told us the deposit was in London...now it is in malaysia...wow are you related to David Copperfield bombay duckfuck ?

...neither you nor Princess Clitafuck can understand plain english...perhaps because you are a thick nigerian scamming shithouse or just plain fucking stupid... scamming people to believe this load of crap is what is the joke scummybombayduck.. you wouldn't know what 27 million dollars looked like if it came up and bit your arse ....27$ is more your bracket.

Do you really think we would waste hard earned money subsidising your mudhut mentality.....for what...wasted time ...lies and whatever else you can muster...shove your deal where the sun doesn't shine you slimey shithouse...and tell the Princess to get a brain or study english...just to show you we are not quite as stupid as you think scumbag take a look at

www.ebolamonkeyman.com ......the file is titled Princess Cklara...

you will enjoy seeing your story written up in full for everyone to read...along with lots of other nigerian scum trying the same tricks.

So in conclusion SHITHOUSE....fuck off into oblivion and die quickly for everyone's sake......curse you and yours and all like you.

If you happen to bless london with your royalnesses presence....please let us know so we can meet you in person...my sons will take great pleasure in breaking your fucking neck scumbag.

yours with absolute insincerity ...
apagusta feather duster buster shit house

HRH P Upyurz


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