FROM MARYAM TO YASMINE
Yasmine,
I am sorry I do not believe
all you have said in recent times thusa my not bothering to reply you.
Yasmine, if not for this tragic situation I found myself do you or have
you ever dreamt of echanging words with a person of my calibre.Anyway in
the first place I did not contact you for this transaction so you should
stay out. if your husband chooses to help, fine and good if he does'nt he
owes me no grudge either. so, stop all this your shit and name calling.
You ever give this a thought you knoiw how to get to me.
Hajia Maryam.
FROM MARYAM TO DIRK
Dear Dirk,
I gathered from my attorney
the security company has already contacted you, I will advice instead of
your coming here to go ahead and conclude this transaction with the
security company. you accused my attorney of inconsistaency well you have
to know that you takes orders from him as he reports to me directly you
are anly doingme a favour, but when anything goes wrong, he will be here
with me not you. I awit your prompt response. Please do everything
possible to see this transaction through this time around. What the
security company says, do let me know as I am very eager to conclude this
transaction.
Maryam.
FROM DIRK TO MARYAM
Maryam,
One word: SHENANIGANS. I am
declaring SHENANIGANS on this entire mess.
I came off my airplane
expecting to see you. You make me look like a fool. The only person there
was some African guy holding a "Mr. Bukakke" sign. What the fuck? Do
you not understand the words that are in my emails? Apparently,
you do not really care about all of this and it's been one big joke.
Is your
son even sick? I'm guessing you don't even have a son.
Well, I'm
here now. I'm checked into my hotel. I'm going to try to find my slutty
wife. That is, if she hasn't run off with your "so-called" friend Sule.
Maryam, that man is half idiot and that's the good half. I will expect
your reply to be in my inbox by the time I get back.
Dirk
PS
- Nigeria is not as bad as I thought. I thought there would be more wild
animals running around. My hotel actually has a pool.
FROM MOHAMED (YES, THE MOHAMED) TO DIRK
PROFANATOR NOTE: This is another scammer by
the same name that I was trying to hook. I forwarded the reply to the
Ebola Monkey Man who thought it was the same deal. The Hilarious thing is
he pulled him in without a hitch! Way to go Monkey!
Dear Mr.Dirk Tookhardy,
l enclosed with
my photograph for us to have intimate knowledge of ourself.Now l wish to
fax you the certificate of Deposite which l use in lodging the consignment
containing the money with the security company and other relivant
documents which will enable you to collect the consignment with out
stress.First i wish to know from you if you can come to Africa here{Ghana}
to collect the consignment.
Awaiting your responce as soon as
posible.
Thanks,
Mohamed!
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: The
Mohamed Scam is finished. Go back to the homepage to access the
complete version.
FROM DIRK TO MOHAMED
Dear Mohamed,
Thank you for the email.
Sorry I did not write you sooner. I had a long night. I don't know
if Maryam has told you but I'm dealing with personal issues, as well
as
business issues. I'm just waking up. I have jet lag, I'm hung over, and
my Nigerian friends seem to only be using me for my money. They didn't
even
have the courtesy to pick me up at the airport.
Nice picture by the
way. Just out of curiosity, is that a newspaper article? Also, I noticed
your name is Mohamed. What is it like to be Jewish in Africa? Is there a
heavy Jewish community in Ghana? I too am
Jewish. I'm very
excited.
I can come to Ghana in two shakes of a elephants tail.
Just let me know. I've got cash. It' s American money. Will this
be a problem?
Dirk!
PS - I have included a photo of me with the
cab driver from the airport. This way, you know what I look like. His name
is Peter Aka. He was really nice. I am the guy on the right by the way. I
bet you just got a sense of
relief. You were probably thinking, "Jesus, how am I going to identify
Dirk as he looks like everyone in Africa."
Email me ASAP.
FROM MARYAM TO DIRK
Dirk,
It seems you think this is a
child's play but it is not. Dirk why are you treating me like this, I
thought you said you were willing to help me with this transaction but
now, the reverse is the case. I am very suprise at you in the sense that
anytime I send you any mail, instead of discussing the issue at stake, you
go about talking of things that are of no importance to me. look I know
you sent me a mail in the guise of yasmine anyway, you have the right to
decide whether to proceed with this transaction or not which one you
choose do get back to me. I am not ready to discuss unimportant things
with you my life is at stake for gopodness sake and all you talk about is
frivolities. I wish to hear from you if really you are serious. Otherwise
do not bother to reply. As for your suppose wife, count me out.
Hajia Maryam.
FROM DIRK TO MARYAM
Maryam,
What? Are you on drugs? Do you
see dead people? Because you have lost your mind. I'm the only person
trying to help you and your dying son. Remember? I don't see your
girlfriend Sule stepping up with the cash. If I see him, I shall pull his
ovaries out. God knows he has them.
I refuse to listen to the empty
rhetoric. You did not have the decency to even pick me up from the
airport. If I wasn't such a stand up guy, I would just let your son die. I
refuse to sink as low as you and Sule. I thought you and me were friends.
Maybe this is Sule's fault. Did she say something to you? Your behavior is
suspect. I feel like you guys violated me and didn't have the common
courtesy to give me a reach around.
I'm working with Mohamed now.
He seems to be the only sensible and intelligent one of the group. I
have the money for your son. Do you want it or not? My attitude now is "if he
dies, he dies." I know what you are thinking, "that's the same attitude
the Russian in Rocky 4 had about Apollo Creed." Well sweetheart, I'm
now the Russian and your son is Apollo.
Dirk
FROM DIRK TO MARYAM AND SULE
Dear friends,
I will be accepting apologies
today as I am in a great mood. I decided late last night that I am going
to get over the Yasmine deal. To do this, I went to this nightclub, I
believe you call them discos, called KoKo's on Ozumba
Mbadiwe Street.
It was sheer madness. Wall to wall African girls. I mean real African
women. Dark, like the ones on National Geographic. I met this guy Peter
Okoye. He was so cool. He gave me this stuff called Khat. I was bouncing
off the walls. We ended up going back to my hotel with these four African
girls: Abeba, Tata, Johari, and Jennifer. It was crazy. I later realized
they were prostitutes and Peter was there pimp, but what the hell. I had a
blast. So much fun and hawked up on Khat all night, I just woke up. I have
never had an African woman, let alone four.. I love it. I don't think I
will go back with American girls.
Anyway, I'm rambling and still a
little high. Regardless, I will be accepting apologies. I'm ready to give
you the money to save your son, and want to complete the
transaction.
Let's do this.
Dirk
PS - Do they sell
Khat in America? That stuff is amazing. I wonder if I can ship some back.
Any thoughts on how to do that.
FROM SULE TO DIRK
Dear Dirk,
Do you really want to go
ahead with this transaction? if yes, try a s much as possible to respond
to the security company as i have confirm that you have been contacted
already by the security company.
Thank GOD you had a nice time in
Nigeria. Hope things works out this time around.
Waiting to hear
from you.
Sule.
FROM THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN
Maryam,
Your friend Mohamed is the only one
I want to talk too. I'm sure you have his information but here it is
anyway.
Mohamed,
I'm just letting Maryam know I talked to
you. How far is Ghana from Lagos? You do know I am in Lagos,
right?
Dirk
PROFANATOR NOTE: This is the longest,
strongest and most no holds barred smackdown I have ever seen. I drove
myself into a frenzy to try to get these fuckers to respond. The EB Man
stuck with me through thick and thin! He is a good
man!
FROM:
THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND SULE
Dear Maryam and Sule:
Congratulations,
due to your sheer inability to be offended, I am going to recommend to my
partner in crime, the Ebola Monkey, (www.ebolamonkeyman.com) that
you are to be placed in the most resiliant catagory for this year's 419
Fraud Scam Excellence Awards. The most amazing thing to me is that you are
probably one person pretending to be two. At least we are actually two
people. However, for the sake of clarity, I will go with my gut and
address you as a solitary piece of shit. Therefore, I will call you
goat-fucker.
Goat-fucker:
You are a dumbass, unethical,
peice of lying sack of shit con-artist with no talent. Me and my associate
do this for fun; that is right, we taunt sacks of elephant doo-doo like
you into wasting lots of your time, energy, and hopefully money. How much
were the phone calls you bitch?
There was never a point when we
beleived your foul lies or stupid excuses. What kind of deranged
goat-fucking moron are you for thinking that you are anywhere near
intelligent enough to get money from hard working people like us? You are
truly the scum of the earth living your poor little lives. I have a
suggestion: GET AN HONEST JOB, ASSHOLE.
Back to cocksucking,
though.
At the expense of great personal energy, I have compiled a
list of reasons why you are stupid. If you work on these you may actually
scam someone one day:
Firstly, you understand english like your
wrinkled ass mother fucks. Poorly.
Secondly, you fucked up your
lawyer's name in the third e-mail or something. That is truly pathetic you
vaginal butt-bleed.
Thirdly, You are just stupid. Did you go to
school, or was education watching your tribal elder father blowgun
wilderbeast to death?
Fourthly, How could you be strung along for
such a long time with the pictures we sent you. I mean come on -- how
fucked up do you think Americans are? (that is a loaded question -- I dare
you to respond motherfucker)
And, finally, you were just too
inconsistant. I mean, your son was dying and you just kept on whining for
the good of the transaction. What kind of sick fuck are you to claim that
shit anyway? I hope you get kidney failure after being boned by an
elephant and your eyeballs fill up with piss.
Goat-fucker, don't
feel bad. You did not know you are so stupid. The best thing about this,
you lip- plated, mugu motherfucker, is that lots of people are going to
read the e-mails we have sent back and forth. So the fake names you gave
me for the Western Union, which are probaly your real names, are to be
sent to the U.S. Secret service as well as the Nigerian police. See your
ass in jail you bitch.
So, on a personal note: I would love to
come to Nigeria. It would be funny to watch your poor, unethical ass be in
awe of my money. You see, I have a job, and a very good one. I earn money,
drive a nice car, eat and drink well and what do you do? You fuck the
family goat. A further benefit of such a trip would be my ability to pound
holy hell out of you for every person you have angered, which would
conclude in the insertion of a Zulu tribesman up your rectum.
Be
warned: If there is a hell, you are going there. You will end up being ass
raped in jail one day and I will be laughing the whole time.
So come
on you motherfucking mugu asshole shit head. Reply, or does the cat have
your tongue.
Sincerely, with the fondest of memories,
The
Profanator (Yasmine)
P.S. I fucked your ugly assed, saggy titty
having mother last night.
P.P.S Damn you are stupid!
HEY
EBOLA MONKEY MAN: what do you think? Do they deserve the consideration for
the most resiliant? I would love to know how they ranked on your
professional scale.
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Maryam and
Sule:
As you know by now, provided you aren't completely fucking
stupid, the Profanator and I enjoy fucking with you people. I am the Ebola
Monkey Man, you know me as Dirk Toolhardy. I've been playing Nigerian
Scammers for quite some time now and would consider myself an expert on
the process.
Please be offended when I say this:
You are really
bad at scamming. You are one of the worst Nigerian Scammers I have ever
come across. You need to practice. I've played a lot of scammers in my
time but they weren't as stupid as you. I guarantee the Profanator and I
could beat you in a Nigerian Scam contest. There is no doubt in my mind
that if The Profanator and I were as unethical as you, we could pull down
more money. Even though we are not Nigerian, we would still do better. You
are really bad. I feel embarrassed by the way try this scam. Are there any
other scams that you could do? The 419 scam is definitely not your
strength. It's weird, most people I show these email
conversations to
laugh at the scammer. Everyone I showed yours to, felt embarrassed for
you. You need to try something else to make money. You should wrestle
gorillas or something. Hunt elephants and sell their ivory tusks for extra
cash. I'm being serious with you. Even though I wish you would die from
being eaten by a lion, or whatever it is you fuckers usually kick from, I
still feel I owe to you to get you to stop. Only because you
are
extremely stupid and really bad at this scam gig. I know I keep repeating
myself about how bad you are at this. Jesus, I can't help it. I have to
keep saying it. This can't be the first time you are hearing this.
Is
it?
Wow, I can't believe how stupid you are. You have to be the
idiot of the tribe. I bet you probably throw spears like a girl. God knows
you scam like one. You probably wore the small lip plates. Tell the truth,
I bet your fellow tribesman didn't trust you enough to let you carry a
blow gun.
Oh my God. I can't get over how bad you are at this. I
just thought of the perfect African name for you. It's something you can
be really proud of and say with pride. SHAKKA STUPID. What do you think?
I'm renaming you SHAKKA STUPID. Go tell the tribe.
In case you
didn't understand that, I'll say it in your language. Ooooga boooga,
boooooooga, oooooooooga.
Please die soon and make the world a
better place. I don't know what else to say SHAKKA STUPID. What are you
thinking?
I got to go now.
Ebola Monkey
Man
www.ebolamonkeyman.com (even though you are really
bad, I'm still putting you up on this site)
HEY PROFANATOR: I wish
I could rate their performance. I feel that would be unfair to the other
Nigerian Scammers. They are so bad at this. I tried to critique it, using
my scale, but re-reading their emails to us made me sick to my stomach. I
almost feel cheated by them. I wish we could get our lost time back. I
should have known they were amatures by the second email. Remember the
time when you told them you were at the hotel and they emailed you with
the wrong address? See what I mean. They are so fucking stupid. I just
hope we have helped them realize how bad they are at this. What do you
think? Will they learn their lesson?
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Goat-fucker:
While my friend the Ebola Monkey shares the same passion for
baiting you fuckheads, he is not as forgiving or kind as I am.
EBOLA MONKEY: There were some positive points behind their scam, I
am sure. I am buggered if I can recall them, but I am sure there were.
However, I write to you again in great sadness. You see, my
esteemed and distinguished colleague, The Ebola Monkey, has a favorite
part to this whole deal: allowing him to retort. By not writing back, you
are denying this emotional man the ability to do so, thus negating his
happiness. C'mon Goat-fucker, are you not mad as hell? Let it out, bitch!
May I ask you a question? Ok, how was the hotel? You know, the Le
Meridian Eko? Was it as nice as it looked on the internet? How much time
did you waste going there? God, you are fucking idiotic.
Last night I
was awake, recalling our association and wishing you would reply. So, (and
I must admit inspired by the Monkey to do so) I wrote you a song. Here
goes:
Sule Is A Bitch
Wellllll...
Sule is a
bitch
He's a big fat bitch
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide
world
He's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
He's a bitch to
all the boys and girls
On Monday he's a bitch
On Tuesday he's a
bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just
to be different, he's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Talk to all the
mugu scammers in Lagos it might go a little something like this:
Oooooonga mooonga ooooonga mooonga
Oooooonga mooonga ooooonga
mooonga
Oooooonga mooonga ooooonga mooonga
Oooooonga mooonga
ooooonga mooonga
Have you ever met my friend Sule Lamido?
He's
the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's a mean 'ol bitch and he
is bad at English
He's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big
big big big big bitch, he's a stupid bitch
Sule is a bitch and he's
just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Sule Lamido, he's a big fat
fucking biiiiiiitch
Big old fucking bitch ass moron
Yeah
Chaaaa
Please write back and tell me if you liked my song, Goat-fucker.
Waitaminuite!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just had a brainwave! Perhaps if I put this
into prose you could understand, you will write back. Here goes:
GOAT-FUCHER
DUE TO SSENSATIVE NATUR OF TRANSACTION, HERWITH I
DECIDE TO CONTACT YURE GOOD SELF IN HOPE THAT TH EMODALITIES OF ASS
KICKING YU ARE GETT BE COMPLETED IN RECORD TIME.
YURE GOOD FREND
THE PROFANATOR
P.S. Are you dead yet? If not, fuck off and
die by the hands of a headhunting tribe or something you cunt.
HEY
EBOLA MONKEY: Can you imagine this bitch at the hotel? Funny as hell, huh.
What was your favorite part of this? I think mine was when I sent the pic
of Ron screwing that girl with a hedgehog and these pugnacious dolts wrote
back.
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM
AND SULE
Dear Profanator,
I was
up all night thinking about the positives. I'm still awake and thinking.
Hold on, let think some more.
OK, thought about it. No. There were
no positives.
Wait a second, there is one. Your "Sule is a bitch" song is amazing.
I guess that doesn't really count because Sule didn't write it.
So there were no positives. I'm still really angry that I
wasted my time on these scammers. I'm going to church today to pray for
their horrible deaths. Am I being too mean if I ask God to have Sule's
balls get ripped off by a Zulu warrior and fed to a crocodile?
Feel
free to chime in here Shakka Stupid.
Ebola Monkey
Man
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Ebola Monkey
Man:
As my personal friend, I feel it prudent to offer you a moment
of pause, or a caution if you will.
Maryam and Sule (Goat-fucker)
are probably dancing around a campfire with war paint and titties-a-
flappin' as we speak. I would be very wary of the voodoo that they do so
well!
C'mon, I am sure you can find one nice thing to say about our
friends/friend? Here, I will start. Goat-fucker, you are a pussy, and
pussies are nice!
Shakka Stupid is the perfect name for this bitch,
by the way. And, before I forget, thank you for the compliment. I wanted
to capture the emotional development we all experienced, with my
song.
Goat-fucker/Sule/Maryam: you once asked if I knew of the
caliber of person I was dealing with. Well I do. You are a very powerful
person with great fake names and your ultra important hotmail address. If
I were to apply my acumen to true caliber, in the form of hand gun
measurement, you would be rubber bands.
It would make you feel much
better to write back and defend yourself you Nigerian fuck-faced
homo.
In Love and Light,
The Profanator
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Profanator,
You
are probably right. I picture them dancing around with a Ron Jeremy
look-a-like doll while poking it with a spear. Maybe I should lighten
up. It was so bad that it is hard not to vocalize it. My mother always
toldme
that if I have "nothing nice to say then I shouldn't say anything at
all"
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OK,
fuck that, I
can't help it. They are so bad it fucking pathetic. Shakka Stupid and his
crippled bitch side kick Maryam are the worst. They stink so bad at
scamming I can actually smell them through the computer. I am
really
not surprised though, Africans usually suck at everything they do.
You remember the "Battle of Rorkes Drift?" 3,000 Zulu's versus 150 British
soldiers and they still couldn't win. Fucking stupid. They screw
up
everything.
I'm off to church to pray for the demise of those two
idiots. I'll write you later.
Hey Shakka Stupid and Maryam. This is
your last chance to save me the walk to the church. If you email me back
within the next five minutes confirming and honoring my request of your
death, I can stay home and watch day time TV.
Let me
know.
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Subject: MARYAM
AND SULE EAT HIPPO SHIT!
It is true!
SHIT EATING ZEBRA
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Profanator,
You
won't believe this. I was going through a National Geographic magazine
that was dedicated to African people. Most of the pictures were of those
bitches with the saggy titties and those dudes that look like
Starvin
Marvin, smiling and shit. I came across this one photo and was
like "No, it can't be." I looked a little closer and thought "Oh my God,
that's Sule and Maryam." Then I thought to myself "Wow, that's actually
a good photo of
them."
I have included it as an
attachment.
Let me know what you think.
Sule: When did you
guys take this picture? I only ask that because you look
younger.
Ebola Monkey Man
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Ebola Monkey
Man:
Indeed! I think that must have been a while ago. You know what
though? I think Sule fucked up. He accidentally forwarded this picture to
me. The subject line said: MORE PORN FOR THOSE LONELY NIGHTS. I AM SO
HOT!
I bet this one drives him wild!
Best,
The
Profanator
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Sule,
Would it be
cool if The Profanator and I came over to Nigeria and bitch slapped you
around for a couple hours? I promise we won't hurt you to bad. Just
smack you around a bit.
Let me know because I need a 7 day advance
notice to buy the plane tickets. We basically would fly over there,
slap your bitch ass around, fuck your mom in the ass, let the air out
of
your bike's tires (God knows that's all you can afford because you are
so bad at scamming), and leave. How about it?
Ebola Monkey
Man
Shithead, if you would answer us, we would stop emailing. Stay
silent and it will only get worse. OOOOGGGA BOOOOGA BOOOOGA! You are so
fucking lame.
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
EB Man:
I miss that
shit head sule and that cunt Maryam. Strange as it seems, I wonder what
kind of people they actually are. I mean, they must be poor (hence the
scamming) and they are not too bright. Do you think they went to school or
anything like that?
Poor sad little people: I miss the the
seriousness of the transaction to Sule and the desperation of Maryam. Do
you have anything to add?
Profanator
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Profanator,
I miss
them too. You have to understand that they are scared and stupid. That's
a bad combination. There are no real schools in Africa, not like in the
normal parts of the world. Nobody really takes Africa seriously. I
mean, even the French laugh at Africa. Lets think of all the great things
that have come from
Africa.
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No,
there's nothing. Oh well, I tried. Maybe, if we wish long enough, Shakka
Stupid will at least have the common courtesy to respond.
Ebola
Monkey Man
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Dear Ebola Monkey
Man:
These scared, pussy, zebra-raping, dickheads probably thought
we had stopped and given up.
No Fucking way will I ever leave them
with a clean inbox. I will e-mail every day for the rest of my life until
these fuckin' pieces of shit reply.
Sincerly,
The
Profanator
FROM: MARYAM/SULE/GOAT FUCKER TO: THE
PROFANATOR
I believe
now you are really into drugs go cure yourself of the addiction if you
need more stuff, I canm help you get it here. Greatest scammers in the
world over are the americans so stop ranting about.
FROM: THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Hey,
I just heard you
two fucking idiots finally responded. Right on.
What's this about
being on drugs?
What's worse, someone who takes drugs or someone
who scams people out of money? I should say tries to scam people out of
money because you are not very good at it.
We are still laughing at
you.
Ebola Monkey Man
FROM: THE PROFANATOR TO: MARYAM AND
SULE
Goat-Fucker!
I am so
pleased you replied! I was beginning to worry about you! Are you well? I
nearly had no sleep because I was worrying about your
molestation.
How is the scamming going, Goat-fucker? Have you made
any money? God, we have lost time... I am all weepy.
You are still
stupid, I see. You are infering that my partner and I are the scammers and
you are a decent, law-abiding person. YOU ARE A FRAUD SCAMMER YOU DIRTY
CUNT, AND SATAN HAS RESERVED A SPACE IN HELL FOR YOUR DISHONEST, MUGU
ASS!
So, did your tribe kick you out when they found out how badly
you scam? The other day--while I was at my honest, hardworking job, of
course--I was thinking how nice it must be to scam people for a living.
Then I thought about how stupid and fucking clownish you and Sule are.
Everyone we have shown your mail to has laughed at how stupid you are.
Fuck faced, donkey raping, butt fucker.
So, you deal in drugs too?
I would think nothing less from your evil, poor-assed self.
Fuck
off and die, unless you think you can say something which actually offends
me, mugu...
In Love and Light,
The Profanator
P.S. In
the English language, we have very specific rules in regards to grammar
and capitalization. I retyped your e-mail and edited it for grammar and
spelling, etc. I am trying to help you be a better scammer. (You will find
it following)
P.P.S. Can you call your ugly fuckin' mother and get
her the hell out of my house? I donkey punched her yesterday and the bitch
is still passed out on my floor.
Amended e-mail from
Goat-fucker:
Dear Profanator and Ebola Monkey Man:
I believe
you chaps are on drugs. I think you should go and cure yourself of the
addiction, but if you need more stuff, I can help you get it here, in
Lagos. The greatest scammers the world over are the Americans, so stop
ranting about it.
Sincerely,
Haija Maryam
Abacha
(Goat-fucker)
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Well, we got what we
wanted (A FUCKING RESPONSE). We kept our word and left them
alone. I miss fucking with
Sule.
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